And you may ask yourself ‘How did I get here?’


People come to POCHO for unexpected reasons, or at least reasons we never expected. Did they see a link on Facebook (most of our traffic starts there)? Did they get a link in email? Did they see something on Twitter? Did they search with Google? Did a link on another site lead to POCHO?

We like it best when PNS Pocho Ñews Service stories snare the unwary — it’s like we have passed the “truthiness” sniff test and our faux news seems real enough to make people believe.

We get thousands of visitors looking for a certain fictitious Vegas casino, pit bull owners concerned about their breed’s reputation and gossip-lovers seeking the latest news about Eve Mendes.

Do these random visitors know where they ended up?

Foreign securities regulatory agencies seem fascinated with Mexican Mitt Romney’s “Feisbuk” IPO (we think it’s the alternate spelling), repeated visitors from the House of Representatives check up on Mario Rubio’s latest escapades and confused travelers look to us for safety tips.

How did you get here?