Area man relieved Ashley Madison was hacked, not Ashley Mamon

by José Canusí on August 20, 2015 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

ashley2 (PNS reporting from SAN BERNARDINO) A local Christian conservative anti-immigration blogger is relieved that the AshleyMadison.com adultery website was hacked, not the Latino gay hookup site AshleyMamon.com.

“Whoa I almost crapped my pantalones when I heard about Ashley Madison on a car radio some beaner was blasting in the next lane,” the 43-year-old insurance agent told PNS Thursday afternoon.

“By the grace of God I’m not gay and I love America but a little bit of chorizo goes a long way in making this patriot sure he knows the enemy,” he said. “You won’t mention my name will you? Praise the Lord.”

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