José Canusí


We Are America — black, white, brown, gay, straight, bi, old, and young. [Video by Martin De Leon and friends.]

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Since November 8, have you felt angry, depressed, morose, unable to face the day? Ask your doctor if IMPEACHARA® is right for you. [Video by Sam Friedlander.]

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Two top Israeli bands — HaDag Nahash (snake fish) and Infected Mushroom — have One Love: Marijuana. In Legal Eyes, an animated, live-action mashup, they invoke marijuana mavens Snoop Dogg*, Bob Marley*, and Barack Obama.* [NSFW adult lyrics, “drug” use.]

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chanclastreeDear 2016:

Don’t let the door hit you on the nalgas on the way out, you horrible year, you. Buh bye. Scram. Get lost. A la chingada!

Every juan here at POCHO tried her hardest in 2016. We were the online world’s premier Mexclusive supplier of

What what did we get? Pinche President-elect Trump.

And now the struggle moves to a new stage.

Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire?
¡GRACIAS!

Here’s the thing. POCHO costs money to run. The ads you see don’t generate the cash we need to expand our coverage, beef up our hosting or pay our writers, artists and videographers. We need cash donations from loyal readers like you.

Can you kick in $10, $20 or $50 to help out? Please click on the DONATE button and give what you can.

With your help, maybe – just maybe – POCHO can make a difference in 2017.

Gracias,

Los Pochodores

 

Running POCHO is a dirty job but some juan’s gotta do it

by José Canusí December 6, 2016 Corporate
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Running POCHO is a real job. It takes hours of work, dedication and writers, editors, artists and videographers. And it takes time and money. We’ve got the time. We need you for the money. We’d like more Internet bandwidth which means we need more money for our hosting company. We’d like to rebuild this website, […]

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POCHO’s Ñews y Satire is under 10¢ a laugh when you donate $50!

by JOSÉ CANUSÍ, AUTHORIZED SPOKESVATO November 24, 2016 Corporate
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Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? MR. POCHO SAYS ¡GRACIAS! We like making POCHO for you every day, but it takes money. Can you help? POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.” That’s deliberate.  We get the cash we need from you, our loyal […]

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Joad Cressbeckler: Migrants who survive AZ desert deserve citizenship

by José Canusí October 27, 2016 El Now
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On The Cressbeckler Stance, talk show host Joad Cressbeckler says any Mexican who crosses the scorching-hot desert on foot has proved himself worthy of U.S. citizenship.

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We won’t take Trump’s hate money, so we need your $$ love

by JOSE CANÚSI, CORPORATE SPOKESVATO August 10, 2016 Corporate
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SPONSORED: Shamed By You English? You Can Speak Soon!

by IMAGE COMICS 1963 July 27, 2016 Cartoons
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Philosophy for kids: English y Espanol in El Paso and Juarez (video)

by José Canusí June 24, 2016 Cultura
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Philosophy for Children in the Borderlands is an educational program in El Paso, TX and Ciudad Juárez, Mexico, designed to lead children in philosophical discussions related to the ethics and philosophy of the borderlands region. The El Paso Herald Post has the story:

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Win free tickets to Thursday’s rockin’ DTLA Cincléctico show

by José Canusí May 3, 2016 Corporate
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When Cinco de Mayo gets eclectic it’s CINCLÉCTICO! Two of our fave “eclectic” local bandas are on Thursday’s CINCLÉCTICO bill at the Regent Theater downtown — rocksteady/ska superstars The Delirians and retro-soundtrack rockers Cutty Flam — and a good time is guaranteed for all. What’s more, we’re giving out two sets of freebie tix to […]

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R U Voting Today? POCHO endorses these candidates (photos)

by José Canusí April 19, 2016 El Now
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Are you voting today? MR. POCHO urges you to consider these candidates:

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Carry your assault rifle ammo magazine in a TACO® (video)

by José Canusí March 15, 2016 Cultura
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Need a professional grade tactical pouch for your assault rifle ammunition magazine, knife, scope or multitool? Do you like Cordura™ and polymers? Have we got a TACO® for you! Made in America!

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Merry Christmas from POCHO

by José Canusí December 25, 2015 Cartoons
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Ñews y Satire is under 10¢ a laugh when you donate $50!

by José Canusí December 2, 2015 Corporate
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Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? MR. POCHO SAYS ¡GRACIAS! We like making POCHO for you every day, but it takes money. Can you help? POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.” That’s deliberate.  We get the cash we need from you, our loyal […]

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Hollywood needs Mexicans! Put POCHO on your Christmas list

by José Canusí November 27, 2015 Corporate
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Hollywood needs Mexicans. We’ve been been saying it since we started: MAY 2012: Hollywood Spaniards, Puerto Ricans plan ‘ultimate’ Chicano film AUGUST 2013: Casting director to actor: Can you act more ‘Mexican’? (video) APRIL 2014: Pocho Ocho reasons why Latinos are Hollywood’s best customers

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This week on ‘Ask A Slave’: What about the Indians? (video)

by KIM O. SABE November 12, 2015 Cultura
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As she prepares the household for Thanksgiving, Lizzie May, one of George and Martha Washington’s slaves, takes questions from YouTube viewers. Like, for example: “Was your Great Grandma a Cherokee Princess like mine?” [Azie Mira Dungey stars as Lizzie May.]

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History Channel: Bet You Didn’t Know About Veterans Day (video)

by José Canusí November 11, 2015 Cultura
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The History Channel illuminates the history of Veterans Day. Like did you know, for example, it wasn’t always called Veterans Day?

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Poetry Slam: ‘To be a Mexican man in Texas’ (video)

by José Canusí October 14, 2015 Cultura
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It’s not easy being … a Mexican man in Texas, as Zachary Caballero explains to the WANPoetry slam. WANPoetry (Write About Now) is a community-oriented collective of poets that meet at Avantgarden in Houston, Texas every Wednesday at 7:30 PM with the purpose of providing a platform for poets to share their work.

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The Day the Earth Moved: ‘Payada pa Satan’ (video)

by JOE HILL September 16, 2015 Cartoons
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When a peasant in rural Argentina feels the Earth move, he leaves his lover to find out what’s going on. What he discovers is worse than he could possibly imagine.

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Area man relieved Ashley Madison was hacked, not Ashley Mamon

by José Canusí August 20, 2015 El Now
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(PNS reporting from SAN BERNARDINO) A local Christian conservative anti-immigration blogger is relieved that the AshleyMadison.com adultery website was hacked, not the Latino gay hookup site AshleyMamon.com. “Whoa I almost crapped my pantalones when I heard about Ashley Madison on a car radio some beaner was blasting in the next lane,” the 43-year-old insurance agent […]

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Feliz Cuatro de Julio! Love for Every Juan!

by José Canusí July 3, 2015 Cartoons
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Sostenemos como evidentes por sí mismas dichas verdades: que todos los hombres son creados iguales; que son dotados por su Creador de ciertos derechos inalienables; que entre estos están la vida, la libertad y la búsqueda de la felicidad. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are […]

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