José Canusí


What’s this? A long shot of a factory with three banderas? Videographer No Cinema explains: [Mas…]


Now it all makes sense! Video creator Ft. Langley rides along with POTUS until the very end. HOUSE OF GLASS features music by Holy Fuck.

pochoonlineRunning POCHO is a real job. It takes hours of work, dedication and writers, editors, artists and videographers.

And it takes time and money.

We’ve got the time. We need you for the money.

  • We’d like more Internet bandwidth which means we need more money for our hosting company.
  • We’d like to rebuild this website, which means we need to hire a web development company.
  • And we’d like to pay the volunteer editors, cartoonists, reporters, and photographers who contribute because they believe in the mission.

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Can you donate $5 or $10 so we can make more ñews y satire?
MR. POCHO SAYS ¡GRACIAS!

As fams around the world place presents for loved ones under the Chancla Tree, please consider making a small holiday donation to POCHO so we can continue breaking the ñews!

POCHO needs money to upgrade our webservers, money to fix our broken computers and, more than anything, money to pay our editors and writers and videographers and cartoonists who have contributed a year’s worth of amazingly chingon content for free.

Every $10, $20 or $50 helps. Click on the donate button now.

Thank you, pochos!


Former Mexican President Vicente Fox — not Mexico’s best — continues trolling Donald Trump. Now he says he’s running for the American Presidency. [NSFW F-bombs.]

Mexican-American Studies 101: The History of Cinco de Mayo (video)

by José Canusí May 2, 2017 Cultura
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5-Second Films is all about explaining things in 5 seconds, like their 5-second video The History of Cinco de Mayo.

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Report an alien! 408-POCHO-28 is waiting for your call

by José Canusí April 27, 2017 El Now
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Have you spotted an alien? Make America Great Again by phoning in your report to the POCHO hotline. We’ll share the most compelling reports online Friday. Long-time listeners first-time callers OK. CALL NOW! 408-POCHO-28408-746-4628

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‘We Are America’ – Mexican, gay, straight, black, and white (video)

by José Canusí March 28, 2017 Cultura
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We Are America — black, white, brown, gay, straight, bi, old, and young. [Video by Martin De Leon and friends.]

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Ask your doctor if IMPEACHARA® is right for you (video)

by DON TREDAME March 13, 2017 El Now
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Since November 8, have you felt angry, depressed, morose, unable to face the day? Ask your doctor if IMPEACHARA® is right for you. [Video by Sam Friedlander.] PREVIOUSLY ON ASK YOUR DOCTOR:

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What are they smoking? Israeli bands want to ‘Legal Eyes’ it (video)

by MR. MOTA January 10, 2017 Cartoons
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Two top Israeli bands — HaDag Nahash (snake fish) and Infected Mushroom — have One Love: Marijuana. In Legal Eyes, an animated, live-action mashup, they invoke marijuana mavens Snoop Dogg*, Bob Marley*, and Barack Obama.* [NSFW adult lyrics, “drug” use.] * Animated versions of.

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Merry Christmas from POCHO

by José Canusí December 25, 2016 Cartoons
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Please donate to support POCHO and Merry Chanclas to you!

by José Canusí December 19, 2016 Corporate
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Dear 2016: Don’t let the door hit you on the nalgas on the way out, you horrible year, you. Buh bye. Scram. Get lost. A la chingada! Every juan here at POCHO tried her hardest in 2016. We were the online world’s premier Mexclusive supplier of Get out the vote toons border wall toons tiny […]

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POCHO’s Ñews y Satire is under 10¢ a laugh when you donate $50!

by JOSÉ CANUSÍ, AUTHORIZED SPOKESVATO November 24, 2016 Corporate
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Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? MR. POCHO SAYS ¡GRACIAS! We like making POCHO for you every day, but it takes money. Can you help? POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.” That’s deliberate.  We get the cash we need from you, our loyal […]

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Joad Cressbeckler: Migrants who survive AZ desert deserve citizenship

by José Canusí October 27, 2016 El Now
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On The Cressbeckler Stance, talk show host Joad Cressbeckler says any Mexican who crosses the scorching-hot desert on foot has proved himself worthy of U.S. citizenship.

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Philosophy for kids: English y Espanol in El Paso and Juarez (video)

by José Canusí June 24, 2016 Cultura
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Philosophy for Children in the Borderlands is an educational program in El Paso, TX and Ciudad Juárez, Mexico, designed to lead children in philosophical discussions related to the ethics and philosophy of the borderlands region. The El Paso Herald Post has the story:

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Win free tickets to Thursday’s rockin’ DTLA Cincléctico show

by José Canusí May 3, 2016 Corporate
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When Cinco de Mayo gets eclectic it’s CINCLÉCTICO! Two of our fave “eclectic” local bandas are on Thursday’s CINCLÉCTICO bill at the Regent Theater downtown — rocksteady/ska superstars The Delirians and retro-soundtrack rockers Cutty Flam — and a good time is guaranteed for all. What’s more, we’re giving out two sets of freebie tix to […]

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R U Voting Today? POCHO endorses these candidates (photos)

by José Canusí April 19, 2016 El Now
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Are you voting today? MR. POCHO urges you to consider these candidates:

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Carry your assault rifle ammo magazine in a TACO® (video)

by José Canusí March 15, 2016 Cultura
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Need a professional grade tactical pouch for your assault rifle ammunition magazine, knife, scope or multitool? Do you like Cordura™ and polymers? Have we got a TACO® for you! Made in America!

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Merry Christmas from POCHO

by José Canusí December 25, 2015 Cartoons
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Ñews y Satire is under 10¢ a laugh when you donate $50!

by José Canusí December 2, 2015 Corporate
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Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? MR. POCHO SAYS ¡GRACIAS! We like making POCHO for you every day, but it takes money. Can you help? POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.” That’s deliberate.  We get the cash we need from you, our loyal […]

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