Malcolm Mex

PNS*Hot*Flash: GOP aims to cut ‘uppity’ February to 26 days

by Malcolm Mex February 4, 2013 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) This just in: Republican House Majority Leader Eric Cantor has introduced a bill to shorten February to 26 days. Cantor says February is getting too “uppity” and two of its days should be given to April, which he claims is being discriminated against as “the cruellest month,” because it features […]

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Minority gun owners start NGA group to challenge NRA supremacy

by Malcolm Mex January 23, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from COMPTON) Minority gun owners tired of the “racist white agenda” of the National Rifle Association have launched the National Gun Association (NGA) to lobby for the rights of Latino and African-American gun owners. NGA, straight out of the Los Angeles suburb of Compton, believes the NRA’s defense of mass shootings, which are […]

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TX shooting brings NRA closer to goal: A gun massacre in every state

by Malcolm Mex January 22, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from VIRGINIA) Today’s shootings at Lone Star College in Houston brings America one step closer to the National Rifle Association’s goal of having a mass shooting in every state, according to NRA president David Keene. “There have already been mass shootings in 30 states, and one day, every state will be a red […]

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Groups livid over new MLK Malt Liquor commercial

by Malcolm Mex January 16, 2013 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from ATLANTA) African-American and Latino organizations are furious over a new marketing campaign for Black Mambo Malt Liquor, the first beverage specifically targeted to the Afro-Latino market. In the first controversial commercial, a young, spicy Afro-Latino spokesmodel named Ricky Martin Luther King was digitally inserted into footage of civil rights speeches to talk about civil rights […]

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Obama, Pelosi hook up to urge ‘Fiscal Clit’ stimulus

by Malcolm Mex January 2, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) With the “fiscal cliff” crisis over, congressional Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi is joining the Obama Administration’s push for a Fiscal Clit stimulus. “President Obama has been working every angle to deliver a really generous package that will provide the kind of stimulus America needs,” Pelosi told reporters after Tuesday night’s […]

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Schwarzeneggar ‘Total Retard’ bio takes hard look and bares all

by Malcolm Mex December 10, 2012 Cultura
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Former California Gübernator and bodybuilding icon Arnold Schwarzeneggar’s new autobiography Total Retard paints a scandalous picture of a life dominated by men, sweat, steroids, cigars and the desperate need to womanize and destroy the California economy. Reading like a review of an action film in which the main character blows up everything in his path, the […]

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Rover on Mars, Negroes in space and ‘Whitey on the Moon’ (videos)

by Malcolm Mex August 17, 2012 Cultura
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As NASA’s rover Curiosity blazes new trails on Mars, POCHO recognizes the space agency’s racial advances since the early days, ’57 or ’58.  It was a different time. (NSFW language.) And it was a different time in the 1970s when poet Gil Scott-Heron recorded his rap/poem Whitey On the Moon as well. Or not so […]

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