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Breaking Ñews : Bimbo intros Twinkie-like ‘Blonde Bimbo’

by Victor Payan on November 25, 2013 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

bimbo truck(PNS reporting from MEXICO CITY) On the heels of Mexican baking behemoth Grupo Bimbo’s announcement that they changed the name of their controversial snack cake Bimbo Negrito to the less offenive Bimbo Nito, the company has revealed a new Twinkie-like snack cake for the U.S. market called the Blonde Bombo.

The Blonde Bimbo will be available in the U.S. and northern Mexico, where it is expected to do well.

“Our market research shows that Mexicans love Blonde Bimbos,” according to corporate spokesbimbo Mari Nela.

“Once they get a taste of the Blonde Bimbo, they cannot wait to get their hands on another.  We also expect our Blonde Bimbos to be popular with African-American men.”twinkie

Nela says that Grupo Bimbo is marketing the Blonde Bimbo heavily to men, whereas the Negrito has always been more popular with women.

Grupo Bimbo is also denying allegations that it is using a new silicone-based filling instead of the traditional petroleum-based filling to make the Blonde Bimbo appear fluffier.

The Blonde Bimbo is 100% natural. What you see is what you get, honey!” said Nela.

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