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Breaking: Beloved Mexican singer Juan Gabriel comes out

by HOWARD QOTZEL on April 30, 2013 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

(PNS reporting from MEXICO CITY) Inspired by NBA basketball star Jason Collins’ recent revelation that he’s gay, beloved Mexican singing star Juan Gabriel will make a special announcement tomorrow, PNS has learned.

An exclusive interview with Balones magazine will feature this stunning quote from Gabriel:

It was time to stop living a lie. After years of denying my true self, I have to admit something to you all. I’m a basketball player. I’ve been secretly practicing with the Miami Heat for three years now and I decided I just want to be me — a strong point guard with a killer foul shot.

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{ 6 comments }

Sara Inés Calderón April 30, 2013 at 9:08 AM

i’m glad he was finally able to be himself!

Francisca Fontes April 30, 2013 at 9:47 AM

I love Juanga.

Dora Herrera April 30, 2013 at 8:36 PM

I’m so glad…now we can all admit to being basketball players! Or soccer, baseball or whatever! Let the games begin.

Sammy Lopez May 1, 2013 at 11:17 AM

So next will be Walter the Psychic, no??

Acmartin May 5, 2013 at 1:53 AM

Am glad he finally figured out 30 years after all of us did

Jack May 5, 2013 at 11:44 PM

Now if Vicente Fernandez said this, it would be news.

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