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BREAKING: Bernie Bros’ exploding heads spur FBI zombie alert

by Comic Saenz on July 12, 2016 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

fbizombies(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) The FBI is warning citizens to be on the lookout for hungry zombies attracted by the brains spewed from the exploding heads of diehard Bernie Bros.

Bernie Sanders supporters’ brains, the Feds said, are piling up on the streets of gentrified neighborhoods across America.

The brainiac explosions followed Sanders’ endorsement of Democratic presidential nomination rival Hillary Clinton this morning.

“These zombies especially love the entitled taste of Bernie Bro brains,” FBI spokesman Whitman “Ken” Jump told a press conference here today (photo). “We’re calling them Zombros.

Jump said the zombies seem especially active in progressive hipster enclaves like New Hampshire, Colorado, Minnesota, Oklahoma, and Sanders’ home state of Vermont.

Lalo Alcaraz also contributed to this estory.

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