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Francisco Garcia Lopez wins ‘Most Mexican Man in the World’

by Especial Correspondents on November 8, 2013 in Cultura, Pocho Ñews Service

nopales(PNS reporting from GUANAJUATO, MX) Francisco Garcia Lopez was named Most Mexican Man in the World in the final episode of Who Is More Mexican ? (¿Quién es más mexicano?) recorded here last night, PNS has learned.

Audience members exiting the taping at Teatro Televisio said that winner Lopez (publicity photo, above) had impressed the judges with his singular dedication.

Lopez, a 37-year-old bachelor attorney, “underwent extreme body modification, all the way down to his prickly pear,” one excited fan gushed.

Taping had to be stopped several times, she said, because Lopez’ surgical makeover is so realistic that other Mexicans onstage with him tried to take siestas underneath his arms whenever he stood still.

The edited version of the finale is scheduled to run on GueraVision in December.

The newly-built Teatro is high-tech multimedia production facility and a centerpiece project of Gov. Alejandro Ramirez Sanchez de Bernstein, who is looking to broaden the region’s economy. Until recently, the area was dependent on the sale of Guanajuato’s primary exports, guano and, of course, juato.

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Lopez photo by Rabinovitch.

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{ 3 comments }

Joe Ray November 10, 2013 at 9:21 AM

I’m in awe! The missing link has been discovered. Los Olmecas had briefly recorded legends of this race from the legendary land of Nopalandia…Los Nopaltecas.

Scientists from all over the world have often referred to them as Nopalsapien Erectus. Algo así.

Going through airports, TSA officials wave him on. No one wants to frisk him.

This is worth un chingo de ¡Chingawows!!!

barry john November 10, 2013 at 2:19 PM

such cool, creative graphic art

bwai khat November 13, 2013 at 8:53 AM

Guano and Juato. Siestas underneath his arms. Very funny, needed that to kick off Wednesday. thanks.

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