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Breaking: Marketing to Latins? Talk Latin to us, activists say

by ZACK A. TEXAS on August 12, 2013 in Cultura, Pocho Ñews Service

latinspeakersq(PNS reporting from UPTON ABBEY, MI) Frater Cassius the Yon was adamant.

“In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti,” he insisted in a rare English-language interview Sunday. “There is no such thing as Latin dancing, unless you mean the “dance of death” from the Black Plague. And Latin music is Gregorian chants, Enya and Necrodeath. Ain’t nobody got no time for that! Tempus fugit!”

Cassius, a Brandy and Benedictine monk in this town close to the Canuckian border, is the newly-elected praetor of BELL (Bitches Ego Loquemur Latine/I Speak Latin, My Good Sir) an international association of proud Latin speakers determined to reclaim the word “Latin” from Latino marketeers.

“Your products or services are for the Latin community? Talk Latin to me, baby. Fiat lux,” he said.

“Look,” he told PNS. “I get it. I have a lean and hungry look. I was beware of the Ides of March before it was even the Ides of Febrvary. And amō, amāre, amāvī, amātum Novo Odor Seculorum — a great alt.techno.newwave band — but e pluribus unum, you know? Res ipsa loquitur. Gallia in tres partes divisa est. Veni, vidi, vici and in hoc signo vinces, totally.”

“You want to sell me Latin Clorox? Ad aspera per astra — and I got yer habeas corpus right here. Carpe diem.”

Monkish man photo from here.

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