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Breaking: Mexican troops say French use poison gas in Puebla

by EDUARDO BURRO on May 1, 2013 in Cultura, Pocho Ñews Service

(PNS reporting from MEXICO CITY) French invaders fighting indigenous militias in the state of Puebla are using poison gas, according to situation reports circulating here in the capital.

If the reports can be substantiated, it marks a dangerous escalation in the hostilities, and would mean Napoleon III’s troops have “crossed a red line” set by the Lincoln Administration in Washington.

“Oh simon, it was gas,” said one eyewitness rushed from the front by the cavalry. “French General Pepe Le Pew knows he is losing the la guerra and he is desperate. We think it is the deadly gas de brie, which these queseros love.”

The French forces are fighting groups of rebels united under the flag of the Al-Pastor Organización (ALPO) and troops from both sides are positioning themselves for what looks to be a decisive battle over the weekend, most likely on Sunday.

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