Breaking Ñews: @MexicanMitt releases first campaign poster

by Bronco del Camino on January 24, 2012 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service


(PNS reporting from NEAR THE BORDER) Campaign aides at Gov. Mitt Romney’s headquarters at a palatial goat rancho here have just released the candidate’s first campaign poster. Romney released his first English-subtitled Spanish-language commercial last week.

“The Most Mexican Man In The World,” @MexicanMitt is  pictured enjoying the glamorous lifestyle of a “Baindido” of the money industry, or the “cash cartel,” as he likes to call it.

Romney is shown posed in his campaign garb – looking over his vast land holdings – as a herd of chivos frolics in the corral.

His juanderful campaign slogan, “I AM THE JUAN PERCENT” is winning over many converts to his jihad against taxes on the uber-super-maxi-rich.

@MexicanMitt recently commented on his Twitter feed that he loves America, and that it’s a place “Where I get REECHER, and YOU get BROKER.”

@MexicanMitt is living the Mormon-Mexican-American Dream!

Good luck to you, señor!

POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz will discuss the campaign with Patt Morrison on KPCC this afternoon at 2:30 p.m.

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alex valencia January 25, 2012 at 6:03 PM

that mountain behind him is part of his rancho…

Nancy Mills February 10, 2012 at 9:13 PM

Where can I buy the poster? Nancy

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