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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, DC) Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, R-Wis., revealed the GOP’s proposed Obamacare replacement Tuesday.

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They’re not Salma Hayek’s breasts, but slight, elegant Japanese tetas. They deserve a shrine of their own — a boob shrine.

Located in Soja City, in Japan’s Okayama Prefecture, Karube Shrine is dedicated to Chichigamisama, the Goddess of Breasts. [Mas…]

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That Barcode Placement…

[Public domain photo by Customs and U.S. Border Patrol.]

Storm Warning: Hielo harsh weather ahead (photo)

by Especial Correspondents February 10, 2017 El Now
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I went to Trump Tower, the Belly of the Beast (videos, photos)

by Lalo Alcaraz January 30, 2017 El Now
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Hi. It’s me, Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz. I just capped a week of touring the East Coast speaking at Harvard University’s Beyond Tomorrow arts conference and a presentation at LatinoJustice PRDLEF (the legal nonprofit where Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor once defended Boricua rights) with a visit to The Eastern White House, Trump Tower. I was […]

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POTUS and FLOTUS in secret meetup with top GOP leader (GIF)

by Comic Saenz January 23, 2017 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON) President Donald Trump and FLOTUS Melania Trump made an unannounced 3 AM excursion to the National Mall to seek the blessing of revered former Republican President Abraham Lincoln, according to a photo released by the White House this Monday morning.

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Donald Trump, John Lewis and MLK Day (video, toon, photo)

by Especial Correspondents January 15, 2017 Cartoons
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In 1991, Public Enemy‘s epic By the Time I Get to Arizona spotlighted the Hate State of Arizona’s failure to implement the Martin Luther King Day national holiday. Contrast and compare with PEE-OTUS Donald Trump’s weekend Twitter attack on civil rights icon Rep. John Lewis, draw the necessary conclusions, and prepare to take appropriate action:

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This just in from Mt. Alachingada: No mames! Unpresidented! (photo)

by Especial Correspondents January 13, 2017 El Now
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Especial Correspondents Lalo Alcaraz, El Eres Nerd, Maria Purísima, Ms. LunaSol, Junco Canche, and Comic Saenz contributed to this report.

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What is it? Huge 3-fingered ‘alien’ hand found in Peru (videos, photos)

by ROD ESTERLING January 3, 2017 Cultura
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First the Peruvians found an elongated unearthly skull. And now comes an astonishing new discovery: A strange, huge, 3-fingered hand. MysteriousUniverse reports: Less that two months after the revelation of the discovery in Peru of a tiny humanoid head comes another strange finding that is less humanoid and more alien-like. The hand has only three […]

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On New Year’s Eve: Hotel Vijai Paradise Mexican Dinner ௹250 rupees

by Barney Asada December 28, 2016 Cultura

A delicious Mexican New Year Dinner Buffet is a mere ௹250 (rupees) (~$3.67) at Hotel Vijai Paradise,  a government classified two-star business class hotel with two banquet halls and bar located in Coimbatore, Tamil Nadu, India. Try the “Mexican Spicy Chicken (Gravy)”! Here’s the complete menu:

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Are you in Tokyo? All-you-can-eat tacos for under $9 (photos)

by Barney Asada December 15, 2016 Cultura
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An all-you-can-eat taco bar is open for business in Tokyo’s Shibuya neighborhood, according to English-language RocketNews24. Pollo of some sort, puerco, lechuchga, queso, cebolla, cilantro, guacamole and “salsa sauce” are waiting for you just a few blocks from Shibuya’s famed Scramble Crossing intersection at TexMex Factory. Cheap, too — a mere ¥1000 ($8.62 yesterday).

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For Cyber Monday (or not): Happy Hipster Holidays! (photos)

by JAI LIGA NOCHE November 28, 2016 Cultura
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Tired of the same old same old Nativity with the holy homeless Jewish family and the animals in a manger and Los Tres Reyes Magos? So 2000 years ago, am I right? What you need is the new Hipster Nativity Set, an actual product, available from ModerNativity.com for $129 plus taxes and shipping.

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RIP y QDEP: Ramón ‘Chunky’ Sanchez, pocho hero of San Diego

by Lalo Alcaraz October 31, 2016 Audio

I was sad to hear that San Diego and Barrio Logan Chicano icon Ramón “Chunky” Sanchez passed away Friday at the age of 65. Born in 1951 in Blythe, California, Chunky learned to play music from his family, and lived his childhood as a migrant farmworker. He left the farm he worked with his father […]

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You Are There: Donald Trump Rally in Albuquerque (photos, videos)

by RUSSELL CONTRERAS October 30, 2016 El Now
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In more or less chronological order, here are my live Tweets from today’s Donald Trump campaign rally in Albuquerque, New Mexico…. 'Clowns for Trump' protesters greeting @realDonaldTrump supporters to #ABQ campaign stop pic.twitter.com/WfrorusPF4 — Russell Contreras (@RussContreras) October 31, 2016

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You want a wall on the border? Let’s paint it pink! (photos)

by Lucida Grandé October 28, 2016 Cultura
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Interns at Guadalajara architecture firm Estudio 3.14 came up a modern design for Donald Trump’s insane border wall. They want to paint it pink in the style of famed Mexican architect Luis Barragán. Dezeen.com reports:

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Oh, hi! My name is Frida — Frida Kahlo (animated GIF)

by HABLO PICASSO October 18, 2016 Cultura
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Donald Trump makes cover of Penn alumni magazine (photo)

by Comic Saenz September 22, 2016 El Now
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(PNS reporting from PHILADELPHIA) Donald Trump, Wharton School Class of 1968, is the new cover boy of a University of Pennsylvania alumni magazine mailed today to Penn grads across the country.

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Stella turned 15 so we threw her a quinceañera (photos)

by CHE WAWA September 12, 2016 Cultura
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Stella la perra that is….

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The phony foundation of Trump’s proposed border wall (photos,video)

by Especial Correspondents August 31, 2016 Cultura
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When Donald Trump meets with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto today, one topic of discussion is sure to be the orange man’s proposed wall on the US-Mexico border. There will never be a pinche border wall. “Donald Trump is not a builder,” according to an actual engineer who studied this BS idea. “Donald Trump could […]

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Mexican food without those Mexicans: Tamales, $110, delivered

by EresNerd August 22, 2016 Cultura
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Got a hankerin’ for authentic Mexican tamales made with stone ground corn, top quality meats, lard, spices and natural flavoring? How would you like those little “Mexican power bars” delivered to your door all frozen and stuff? Got $110? There are three colors to choose from, all for just under $20 a pound! Here’s your […]

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What is it? UFO/OVNI photo’d over San Antonio high school (photos)

by ROD ESTERLING August 10, 2016 El Now

Have the Space Brothers come to straighten out a screwed-up America and an especially messed-up Lone Star State? Were they here Monday? Photos submitted to MUFON sure show something strange in the skies over a San Antonio high school named after the racist traitor Robert E. Lee. [All photos are minimized on this page. Click […]

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