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penndejomagazine(PNS reporting from PHILADELPHIA) Donald Trump, Wharton School Class of 1968, is the new cover boy of a University of Pennsylvania alumni magazine mailed today to Penn grads across the country. [Mas…]

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stellawideStella la perra that is…. [Mas…]

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lalotrumpwallWhen Donald Trump meets with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto today, one topic of discussion is sure to be the orange man’s proposed wall on the US-Mexico border.

There will never be a pinche border wall.

“Donald Trump is not a builder,” according to an actual engineer who studied this BS idea.

“Donald Trump could not build a doghouse. Donald Trump is a developer who pays what he would call ‘very, very smart people’ to build things on his behalf,” he notes.

“…The challenge of Trump’s border wall is not technical, but logistical. The leap in complexity between ‘building a wall’ and ‘building a 2,000-mile-long continuous border wall in the desert’ is about equal to the gap between ‘killing a guy’ and ‘waging a protracted land war’…. human beings have built a 2,000-mile-long frontier wall exactly one time. Once. And it was accomplished only through a centuries-long building campaign that necessitated the forced labor of millions of Chinese peasants.”

The engineer goes by Ali F. Rhuzkan — it’s a pen name. Sounds foreign, doesn’t it?

Ali F. even drew up some plans: [Mas…]

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Got a hankerin’ for authentic Mexican tamales made with stone ground corn, top quality meats, lard, spices and natural flavoring?

How would you like those little “Mexican power bars” delivered to your door all frozen and stuff? Got $110? There are three colors to choose from, all for just under $20 a pound!

Here’s your link, sucker. [Mas…]

78312_submitter_file3__imageHave the Space Brothers come to straighten out a screwed-up America and an especially messed-up Lone Star State? Were they here Monday?

Photos submitted to MUFON sure show something strange in the skies over a San Antonio high school named after the racist traitor Robert E. Lee. [All photos are minimized on this page. Click on an image to biggify.]

Here’s what the eyewitness/photographer reported to the Mutual UFO Network, and all of his photos: [Mas…]

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estehogar“It’s Proselyte Week here in Orange Aztlán,” POCHO’s anonymous Orange County photographic contributor emailed Wednesday. He put this sign on the front door of his Anaheim townhouse.

“Person after person is coming to ask whether we’ve found Jesus (“¿Ya se les extravió Jesús otra vez?! Qué descuidados son los cristianos con su salvador…”), to try and tell us Trump is more than just a bloviating human camote, to sell crappy chocolates for dubious fundraising efforts, etc. This sign has only been up for a few hours, but so far no one has knocked.”

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La Chingona Sandeh stitches to empower mujeres (photos)

by HABLO PICASSO July 8, 2016 Cartoons
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“Sandy Perez picked up her first embroidery hoop three years ago, and what started as a hobby quickly turned into a passion project as she stitched empowering feminist messages and humorous pop cultural references into her designs,” Huffington Post explains.

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Online Finds: Challenger Disaster mariachi tribute LPs (photos)

by K.C. QUESO May 16, 2016 Cultura
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All we know are these mariachi album covers which we found online. Has anyone ever heard the music? El Hermano Gustolin: ENERO Tito Villabuenos: CANCIONES DEL DUELO

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If it’s Tuesday, you should be in Quintana Roo, MX (photo)

by Barney Asada May 10, 2016 Cultura
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Internet and tacos? Who could ask for more? [Photo taken in Puerto Morelos, Quintana Roo, MX by Flickr user LeCates. Some rights reserved.]

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We’re sensing a theme here: El Donald Dump (photos, toons)

by HABLO PICASSO May 9, 2016 Cartoons
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R U Voting Today? POCHO endorses these candidates (photos)

by José Canusí April 19, 2016 El Now
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Are you voting today? MR. POCHO urges you to consider these candidates:

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Ted Cruz (R-Pendejo): Jesus told me to run for President (photo)

by Comic Saenz April 15, 2016 El Now
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President Barry O’Bama Wishes You A Happy St. Patrick’s Day (photo)

by Comic Saenz March 16, 2016 Cartoons
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San Diego: This carnitas/torta/waffle is ‘available to everyone’ (photo)

by Memo Nericcio March 7, 2016 Cultura
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@gustavo_arellano #tortaonawaffle ack! A photo posted by william anthony nericcio (@william.nericcio) on Mar 5, 2016 at 6:04pm PST This Bruxie chicken and waffles restaurant — near the college home of the Aztecs, the campus of San Diego State University — wants you to know their Aztec Meal Deal Carnitas “Torta” is “Available to Everyone!” Also, […]

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Casting Call: Latina actress to play Donald Trump’s assistant (photo)

by LUKES LEGIT March 6, 2016 El Now
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Are you an attractive and passionate Latina actress, 21-35, with perfect English and a slight Hispanic accent who wants to deliver scripted monologues talking straight to the camera about your experiences working as an executive assistant for Donald Trump for an Internet video of some sort? Don’t apply if you’re in the Screen Actors Guild, […]

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Brazilian artist’s not-so-holy statues called ‘blasphemous’ (photos)

by María Purísima February 29, 2016 Cultura
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Artist Ana Smile has people all offended in Brazil, but she thinks they need to just chill. Dangerous Minds reports:

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Frida Kahlo’s father Guillermo took these photos of his little girl

by FANBOI February 17, 2016 Cultura
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These photographs of young Magdalena Carmen Frieda, later known as Frida Kahlo, were taken by her Hungarian Jewish father Guillermo, over a period of 20 years. Baby Frida is two years old in this first shot.

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From Dreams to Trash: ‘El Sueño Americano’ (photos)

by Andalé Mono February 15, 2016 Cultura

These photographs document the personal effects of migrants apprehended in the desert by U.S. Border Patrol agents which were subsequently seized and surrendered during processing at a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol facility in southern Arizona. Feature Shoot reports:

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