Outer Espace


It came from Outer Espace and landed in Gancedo, Argentina, 674 miles north of Buenos Aires, 4000 years ago. And now the 30-ton meteorite is seeing the light of day.

The Daily Mail explains: [Mas…]

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Dr. Harold Bornstein — that wack long-haired doctor who wrote a weird-ass letter about Donald Trump’s health — comes clean with the whole truth and nothing but the truth in this shocking new video. [Yes, that’s STTNG’s Brent Spiner, Trekkies!]

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78312_submitter_file3__imageHave the Space Brothers come to straighten out a screwed-up America and an especially messed-up Lone Star State? Were they here Monday?

Photos submitted to MUFON sure show something strange in the skies over a San Antonio high school named after the racist traitor Robert E. Lee. [All photos are minimized on this page. Click on an image to biggify.]

Here’s what the eyewitness/photographer reported to the Mutual UFO Network, and all of his photos: [Mas…]

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Locked in the back of a van, desperate migrants must cross the Mexican border into the U.S. before one of them gives birth to an illegal alien. The Birth of an Alien (El Nacimiento de un Extranjero) is from Sumiko Braun.


Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) has deep feels about his gay brothers and sisters in space because an asteroid killed the dinosaurs and what about extra-terrestrial colonies like Matt Damon and God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. He shared his concerns on the floor of the United States House of Representatives in late May.

INVERSE reports: [Mas…]

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Mexican farmer built pyramid because space aliens from Orion (videos)

by ESKY PILOT June 3, 2016 El Now
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Raymundo Corona built a stone pyramid on his farm near the Mexico-U.S. border on orders from a tall alien from the Constellation Orion named Herulayka, who had honey-colored eyes and white hair, like many Orionians, except for those other Orionians with honey-colored hair and white eyes, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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NASA astronaut Scott Kelly makes a chicken taco – in space! (video)

by COMMANDANTE DATA February 26, 2016 Cultura
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It’s not easy, making a chicken taco while floating weightlessly in the International Space Station, but NASA astronaut Scott Kelly is determined. PREVIOUSLY ON MEXICAN FOOD IN SPACE:

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‘Witch’ OVNI/UFO flies low and slow over Monterrey (2007 videos)

by ZORRO MULDER February 23, 2016 Cultura
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Remember that time in 2007 when a witch flew low and slow over Monterrey? Realidad o fición?

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An OVNI/UFO came to town — but thankfully didn’t harm us (toons)

by ZORRO MULDER February 9, 2016 Cartoons
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A spaceship came to town — thankfully they didn’t harm us.

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OMG! Mexican Avocados … in outer espace! (Super Bowl video)

by SPACE BROTHER #1 February 5, 2016 Cultura
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It’s amazing how much the poor Earthlings put up with before the Civil War that Caused The End of the World As We Know It. But thanks to our Galactic Overlords, we can continue to consume mass quantities of avocados from Mexico, and we feel fine.

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As sunny skies returned, did an OVNI/UFO visit Los Angeles? (video)

by ZORRO MULDER February 3, 2016 El Now
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Did an Unidentified Flying Object/Objeto Volador No Identificado buzz La La land Monday? It looks like a bunch of runaway birthday balloons to us, but WTF, the truth is out there. Also, we want to believe.

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Area man links Wall Street sell-off, discovery of new planet

by Comic Saenz January 22, 2016 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from EAST LOS ANGELES) Falling Wall Street prices and the discovery of a new planet lurking beyond Pluto are two sides of the same coin, area man Alberto “You Can Call Me Al” Alcalde suggested Thursday.

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Poderoso OVNI/UFO spotted over Yerba Buena, Tucumán, AR (video)

by ZORRO MULDER January 21, 2016 El Now
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The yerba may have been hella buena Monday night in Yerba Buena, Tucumán province, Argentina, but even the dogs were barking when Tomás Luciani spotted a “poderoso” (powerful) OVNI. Inexplicata explains:

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New Year’s Eve: Bizarre Transmissions from The Bermuda Triangle

by Verdana Bold December 31, 2015 Cartoons
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Bizarre Transmissions from The Bermuda Triangle — hosted by Funk Overlord Buddha Gonzalez — features wild and one-of-a-kind music videos from all genres mashed up with classic horror and sci-fi themes, an artist spotlight, special guests and demented humor. Tonight’s New Year’s Eve Special features Jerry Moore (Karlos Borloff) of Monster Madhouse TV, Butch “Eddie […]

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POCHOS! IN! SPACE! ‘All My Friends Love the Low Vader’ y mas

by OBI JUAN ELOTE December 17, 2015 Cartoons
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz brought Star Wars into the La Cucaracha universe. And The Force was with him, and with you.

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Did an OVNI/UFO make ‘crop circles’ in Honduras? (video)

by ZORRO MULDER December 3, 2015 El Now
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Why is there a giant depression (crop circle?) in a sorghum field outside of Victoria, Yoro, in Honduras. Some folks point to a UFO/OVNI. Inexplicata reports:

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Missile test? Or was Califas just ‘discovered’ by Ovni Colón? (toon)

by JUNCO CANCHÉ November 12, 2015 Cartoons
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Sure looks like a metal manufactured object on Mars (video)

by ROD ESTERLING November 5, 2015 El Now
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Newly-released NASA Mars Curiosity rover photos reveal truth about chemtrails on the Red Planet and alien UFO wreckage from the craft used to kill JFK and bring down the Twin Towers and spread space gluten and vaccine-borne autism. The Inquistor reports:

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La Cucaracha: MASA announces historic Mars discovery (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz October 14, 2015 Cartoons
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Hold the OVNI – all ‘El Mexican’ wants is a nice cool one (video)

by ZORRO MULDER October 13, 2015 Cartoons
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Nothing like a cool refreshing cerveza on a hot dusty desert day. El Mexican gets all that, and more.

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