Cold war chills Rio Grande Valley town as raspa rebellion heats up

by THE VALLEY LEMON on July 18, 2014 in Cultura, El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

raspawar (PNS reporting from EDINBURG, TX) Eddie’s Raspas, the sunny yellow shack out on Sprague, used to be the place to be on a scorching Valley afternoon.

“People would come from all around and say, ‘Eddie, which of your five delicious flavors shall I have today?’” Eddie Cardenas recalled fondly. “It was great.”

Until six weeks ago, that is, when an electric-blue trailer moved in across the street.

Cardenas said that newcomer Chuy’s Famous Raspas is stealing his business, and shaming the shaved ice industry as a whole.

“It’s trashy,” he said, speaking over the pop music coming from the nearby trailer. “You give people so many flavor options, they feel paralyzed! Now I’m hearing whispers about burritos and Frito pies? It’s war, I’m telling you.

“He’s trying to ruin me.”

Customers outside of Chuy’s were enthusiastic about the new arrival, many proudly volunteering their favorite flavors and combinations.

“It’s amazing,” 6-year-old Kayla howled, grinning as syrup ran down her chin. “Chuy’s has 100 flavors. And toppings!”

Cardenas disagreed vehemently, his voice rising in pitch.

“Ice cream? You’re going to put ice cream in it? You’re ruining it!” The 53-year-old added that he had many loyal customers who felt the same way. None arrived at the business to comment.

“You can’t call it a raspa anymore, the way he’s doing it,” Cardenas declared, wiping down the syrup bottles for the third time that hour. “This new generation, they don’t respect tradition.”

Then he stared out of his dusty drive-through window, squinting. “I bet he’s got a window unit in there.”

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