Diamondbacks’ Pocho Ocho top dessert concepts before the Churro Dog

by Especial Correspondents on March 6, 2015 in Cultura, El Now, Pocho Ocho

churrodogYes, they actually went there. Look for a new dessert this season at Chase Field in Phoenix as the National League Arizona Diamondbacks present the “Churro Dog.” Thankfully, no dogs were harmed in the making of this gut-busting, grand-standing heart-stopping dessert.

WTF is a Churro Dog, exactly? ESPN has the story:

The Churro Dog is a warm cinnamon churro sitting inside a Long John chocolate-glazed donut, which is then topped with frozen yogurt, caramel and chocolate sauces. Its estimated calorie count is 1,117.

But the Churro Dog concept wasn’t a random bark in the dark of night, no sir. Many ideas were thrown around the marketing infield, barking up the wrong tree, before the Churro Dog got the front office excited enough to get to third base. And you know what? Here they are — the Diamondback’s Pocho Ocho Top Rejected Dessert Concepts before the Churro Dog:

8. Willie Relleno

7. Negrito Refrito

6. Pink Cotton Candy Taco

5. Flan 9 from Outer Space

4. Mango Smores con Chile

3. Arroz con Milanos

2. Bear Claw Cinnabon Choco-Mojado Burrito

And the Arizona Diamondback’s numero uno top rejected dessert concept before the Churro Dog is…

Nutella Nachos

Professor Equis contributed to this report.

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