If every picture tells a story–does this one? Caption contest! *UPDATED

by HABLO PICASSO on September 10, 2012 in Cartoons, Cultura

*We have a winner! Scroll down for all the entries and the best caption.

Caption this image to win something cool from us and perhaps the esteem of pochos everywhere!

Contest begins now and ends at midnight PDT tonight. POCHO decisions final. Bribes accepted but no guarantees, OK? Deal? Deal. Write your caption below to enter. Captions posted on Facebook don’t count, even with bribes. You can’t win a prize if you don’t enter a real email address.

Image borrowed from The Chita’s Clitoris, a Tumblr well worth your adult eyeballs; the pre-cholafied painting is here.


Chuy 'Sheriff' Baca September 10, 2012 at 12:20 PM

East Los represent, yo

Sandi Pardilla September 10, 2012 at 12:22 PM

Beat SF!

Gabriela September 10, 2012 at 1:01 PM


gus delgado September 10, 2012 at 1:46 PM

Wat’s up? lovely chingonas

Carolina September 10, 2012 at 2:22 PM

Nuestra Senora Reina de Los Puros Pinches Raiders.

alex September 10, 2012 at 4:41 PM

Our Lady of Los Doyers says “Chale” to the Giants. Y que?

Maria C. Garza September 10, 2012 at 4:49 PM

“I believed, when I entered this convent,
I was escaping from myself, but alas,
poor me, I brought myself with me! ”
― Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz

Comic Saenz September 11, 2012 at 8:17 AM

We have a winner!

More about Sister Juana (yes, that’s an actual quote):


Maria: Check your email for a note from POCHO!

Everyone else — thanks for playing!

Anaid Sanchez September 10, 2012 at 7:51 PM

Wait a second, I wanted more tamales

Alex Moctezuma September 10, 2012 at 7:51 PM

The OG,”Nuestra Seniora De Los Angelinos”, Sur Califas, throwing it up, Q-VO….

Gerardo R. Lopez September 10, 2012 at 8:29 PM

The Madonna of Chavez Ravine

yucca September 10, 2012 at 11:21 PM

nice caption! but don’t let the poor folks that were forced to move to make room for the building of the stadium see it.

DosCentavos September 10, 2012 at 8:55 PM

LA Virgen

Ben Quiñones September 10, 2012 at 9:12 PM

As Tupac said, “Cuz every nun in LA got a little thug in her.” This OG monja is no exception.

Peter September 10, 2012 at 9:15 PM

“… and then he made this sign, Padre, so I thought he was religious man. But he wasn’t, which is why I”m here to confess my sins.”

Luiza September 10, 2012 at 9:40 PM

me pike con los nopales y me queme con el comal comadre chingago trija me la tequila

Gail September 10, 2012 at 10:07 PM

What she was going to say before her puppy died:
Give us an L. Lalo!
Give us an A. Alcaraz!
Lalo! Alcaraz!

Barry John Johnson September 10, 2012 at 10:33 PM

Lady MaDodger patron saint of chavez ravine

Kikki Eder September 10, 2012 at 11:12 PM

The faithful follow the sign to the promised land.

yucca September 10, 2012 at 11:23 PM

Dodgers need all the help they can get,

HectorSkeltor September 10, 2012 at 11:43 PM

Hail Mary, full of grace… grant us this day, our daily pan dulce.

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