FTP Local #207 taps ‘Mainstream Media’ for 2016 Golden Dookie Award

by Barney Asada on November 21, 2016 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

sparkleturd (PNS reporting from BEVERLY HILLS) Local #207 of the Federation of Turd Polishers (FTP) has chosen “The Mainstream Media” as the recipient of their 2016 Golden Dookie Award, PNS has learned.

The union will cite the news media’s whitewashing of Donald Trump’s hate, xenophobia, racial prejudice, misogyny, lies, bullying, sexual assault, fraud, and foreign entanglements as “the new normal.”

“They polished the shit right off of that turd,” one FTP official told PNS.

The official FTP announcement is set for Wednesday.

Union logo courtesy Electric Sheep Sketch blog. Thanks!

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