Man disappointed with ‘What Selena Character are You?’ quiz result

by EresNerd on February 21, 2014 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

Yolanda Corpus 2(PNS reporting from SAN ANTONIO) During his morning coffee break, local accountant, Lawrence “Lencho” Flores, completed a survey that appeared on his Facebook timeline called, What Selena Character are You? According to sources, Flores was deeply disappointed with the result of Yolanda Saldivar as his character.

According to the quiz, Flores is Yolanda Saldivar who “when you feel slighted, watch out!”

Flores’s friends agreed with the result when he shared it on his timeline. “Dude is intense. He was ready to start a fight when the Broncos were losing at Carmen’s Super Bowl party. And he is a Dallas Cowboys fan,” said Ray Villa.

Flores started the quiz hoping to be Chris Perez, who he described as “a guy that married up despite mediocre guitar skills” and that “it’s pretty messed up they used the actual Yolanda Saldivar for the quiz instead of the actress.”

Sources say Flores hopes for a better result with the What Type of Cholo are You? quiz.

Photo courtesy of Reuters.

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