Pocho Ocho must-have Mayan Apocalypse survival kit items

by Especial Correspondents on September 28, 2012 in Cultura, Doomsday Countdown, Pocho Ocho

With Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday 2012 under three months away, time is running out to assemble the emergency survival supplies you’ll need in your underground shelter. [Check our countdown clock in the right column.]

Remember:

Unforeseen dangers and unknown entities will be lurking in your No-Tech Future Hell on Earth (think Mad Max meets the chupacabra), what you have with you will determine whether you live or die.

Aside from rice, beans, water, sanitary supplies and beer (which will also be the means of exchange, i.e., money), these are the pocho ocho top items you need:

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8. Aqua Net
7. VapoRub
6. Switchblade (for him)
5. Chanclas (for her)
4. La Virgen candles
3. Sriracha sauce (don’t judge)
2. RATM t-shirts (him and her.) Chupacabras hate RATM.

And the numero uno thing you’ll need in your Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday 20012 survival kit is…

An accordian — art, entertainment and a long-range low-tech high-impact weapon all in one!

 

{ 3 comments }

Gina Ruiz September 28, 2012 at 9:56 AM

ROFL

L.Ponce September 29, 2012 at 12:02 AM

¿Y las tortillas?

Sam Francisco September 29, 2012 at 10:10 AM

I think that’s what the stash of beer is for — to trade for freshly-made products like tortillas, tamales and medical menudo.

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