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MexiCanada: Montreal mayor fights poutine burritos – ‘pou-tos’

by Malcolm Mex on June 23, 2014 in Cultura, El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

poutineburrito(PNS reporting from MONTREAL, QUEBEC) Authorities here are scrambling to halt the spread of a Mexicanized version of poutine, Canada’s beloved national dish of French fries covered with gravy and cheese.

The increasingly-popular poutine burrito, known as a “pou-to” or “poutito” (photo, above) has already swept through Montreal, and officials fear “pou-tos” will cross the Quebec provincial border into neighboring Ontario.

After initially only harassing immigrant communities, Montreal police launched a citywide crackdown on pou-tos this week after Marie Antoinette Coderre, wife of Montreal Mayor Denis Coderre, declared “I love pou-tos!” on TV talk show Quepasa Quebec?

Coderre called his wife’s comments “irresponsible and unacceptable” and said that regular poutine should be enough to satisfy her.

Canadians were surprised by Madame Coderre’s comments, as she was the chanteuse responsible for the popular 1970s Separatist anthem Quebequi? Quebecool! Quebequois?

Coderre has instructed the Montreal Cultural Police’s special Culinary Division, known as “Les Mouthkateers,” to stop the Mexification of poutine.

“We’ll stop these pou-tos if it’s the last thing we do,” said Chef du Police Culinaire Maurice S. Cargot, who is, coincidentally, an actual chef.

Local luchador Pierre Rudeau believes Canada is ready for pou-tos, noting that San Francisco Mission-style burrito restaurants such as Burritoville and Mission Quatre Burritos are already well-established.

“Pas de mamer,” Rudeau told PNS.

While authorities have yet to pinpoint where the craze began, they believe they have traced “pou-to zero” to Le Ligne Rouge restaurant on Jean Telon Street.

“In comes this guy with his own tortillas — what was I supposed to do?” said owner Jean Claude Celine Dion Cohen.

“I would have told him to get the hell out, if I wasn’t Canadien,” said Cohen.

The dish is now quite popular, Cohen said, and it is unlikely that authorities will be able to eradicate pou-tos now that the public has had a taste.

FIFA has warned that if pou-tos aren’t eradicated, Montreal will be disqualified from the World Cup.

In related news, the crackdown on pou-tos has angered members of the local Mexican community, as it follows on the heels of police sweeps of clandestine Cinco de Mayo celebrations earlier this year.

Montreal authorities had ouef on their face, however, when 30 “conspirators” busted in a heavily-hyped police operation turned out to be guests at a quinceañera celebration scheduled for May 5.

Poutine, burrito, food styling and photo by Pocha Peña.

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Vladimir Poutine June 23, 2014 at 9:55 AM

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