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@MexicanMitt Romney: The Estate of the Union esta chingada

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY on February 13, 2013 in El Now

Hola Gueyes! This is my Live Tweet/State of the Union response chingadera. Will someone please get me a water, that bottle I’m looking at is right out of reach. CHINGAO!

MEXIPHONE CHECK, JUAN TU, JUAN TU

HIJOLE EL TWITTER IS ESLOW, IT’S MORE CLOGGED THAN THE TOILET AT EL TORITO

HEY OBAMA, STOP TOUCHING THE CROWD, YOU ARE NOT LL COOL J

THE ESTATE OF THE UNION ESTA CHINGADA

IT IS OUR YENERATION’S TASK TO IGNITE DORNER’S CABIN

FREE ENTERPRISE ISN’T FOR FREELOADERS

COMPROMISE IS FOR POOSIES

HOW CAN HE CUT THE MILITARY BUDGET WHEN LOS KOREANOS HAVE A BOMB AND DORNER IS ON THE LOOSE??

WE NEED MORE MOJADOS TO WIPE OLD GRINGOS NALGAS AT RETIREMENT HOMES

THEYRE PASSING THE DONATION BASKETS OUT RIGHT NOW, LUCKY IM AT HOME

KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY ISLAND PESOS

I WOULD HAVE CREATED ALL KINDS OF MIDDLE CLASS YOBS, YOU ALL WOULD HAVE HAD TO TAKE FIVE OF THEM EACH

Obamas believes America is a JOB MAGNET. Wrong! AMERICA IS A CHICK MAGNET

MACINTOSH WILL ESTART MAKING COMPUTERS HERE, THATS GOOD NEWS FOR MY WORKER ANTI-SUICIDE NET COMPANY

WE MUST COMBAT CLIMATE CHANGE SCIENTISTS #SOTU #OILCOMPANYSTOCK

ESUPERESTORM ESANDY WAS DONE WITH HOLLYWOOD ESPECIAL EFFECTS

NATURAL GAS BOOM. INSERT FRIJOLES JOKE HERE

I COULD CUT IN HALF THE ENERGY WASTE AT MY RANCHOS IF I JUST TOOK AWAY ALL THE BLOWDRYERS FROM MY VIEJAS

OH MIRA, NOW HE’S BLACK ROOSEVELT

CAR ELEVATOR PURCHASES ARE UP 1%

WE MUST HIRE CHILD WORKERS NOW

WE CANNOT EDUCATE OUR CHILDRENS, THEN WHO WOULD VOTE REPUBLICAN?

OUR CHILDRENS CAN GET A G.E.D. AND ASPIRE TO BE THE GOVERNOR OF ARIZONA

AMERICAN CHILDRENS SHOULD LEARN IN YAIL, NOT YALE

“CURRICULA?” IT’S “CURRICULUMS” ESTUPID!

NO NO NO, WE NEED TO HAVE MORE ESTUDENT LOANS, I JUST FOUNDED DEBTORS PRISONS INC.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR COMPREHENSIVE MOJADO REFORM

OBAMAS JUST WANTS MORE DEPORT-O-DRONES FLYING AROUND HOME DEPOT PARKING LOTS

THE ESTATE OF OUR ECONOMY IS STRONG. LANCE ARM STRONG

HEY, COMMANDER IN CHIEF, NOW THAT THEY ALLOW VIEJAS IN COMBAT, I HAVE A WHOLE TROOP OF THEM TO SEND TO THE FRONTLINE OF YOUR CHOICE

I AM ALL FOR ENCOURAGING ESTRONGER FAMILIES, BIGGER, STOCKIER VIEJAS, FOR THE RANCHO

OUR PROBLEMS WITH BACKWARDS MORONS DONT END WITH AL-QAEDA. THERE’S STILL AL-ABAMA

THE ORGANIZATION THAT ATTACKED US ON 9-11 IS A SHADOW OF ITS FORMER SELF. YES, THE BUSH FAMILY IS NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD THESE DAYS

OHHH BIG MAN, OBAMAS WILL STOP THE HACKERS WITH A CYBERDRONE

DID HE JUST PROMISE A MILITARY PENSION TO ALL MILITARY MEMBERS OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLES?

THANKS TO ALL THE GENERALS THAT DIDN’T BONE OTHER VIEJAS

MY PINCHE LAWYER IS HELPING OBAMAS WITH VOTING RIGHTS/ CABRON SHYSTER!

I WOULD TOTALLY HIRE THAT VETERAN TO GUARD MY CAR ELEVATOR

THAT VIEJITA STOOD THERE IN LINE TO VOTE FOR 5 HOURS BECAUSE SHE IS 102 YEARS OLD, SHE HAS MUMMIFIED

WHOA, THAT WAS A FLATTER ENDING THAN MY NALGAS IN MOM’S JEANS

THANK YOU, MIS GUEYES FOR LISTENING. NOW IT’S BACK TO MY REGULARLY ESCHEDULED TUESDAY NIGHT VIEJA MAINTENANCE.

Where’s that PINCHE AGUA??!

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