New perfumes offer scents of dead Reds Che and Chavez (video)

by FREON TROTSKY on September 30, 2014 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service, Video

cheperfumeche-nike(PNS reporting from HAVANA) Hey, kids! Now you can smell like dead Commies Che Guevara and/or Hugo Chavez with these two new scents from Cuba’s Labiofarm labs. (That’s “labio” not “labia,” you freaks.)

The just-announced perfume products could be a big source of hard currency for Venezuela‘s flagging economy, which Chavez poisoned and current Commandante Maduro is now kicking in the cojones.

The Hugo Chavez deal, insiders told PNS, was inspired by the Cuban regime’s multi-million-dollar revenue stream from the Che image licensing deal Comarade Fidel made with Nike (photo.)

“Che’s smell is composed from woody and citric notes, while the cologne of Chavez contains hints of mango. The perfumers consulted with the families of the departed revolutionaries while developing the perfume,” according to RUPTLY.

Here’s raw video from the Havana announcement and the shot list, etc.:

C/U Perfume bottles
M/S Bottles in glass cases
M/S Bottles in a glass case
SOT, Mario Valdés Rodríguez, Director of Research and Development at LABIOFAM (Spanish): [TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW]
C/U Rodríguez holding perfume bottles
M/S Two people sitting down
M/S People standing around
W/S Hall
SOT, Mario Valdés Rodríguez, Director of Research and Development at LABIOFAM (Spanish): [TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW]
W/S Stalls
SOT, Woman (Spanish): [TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW]
M/S Two women sitting down
SOT, Man (Spanish): [TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW]
M/S Cleaning products
M/S Man with telephone
M/S People in shirts looking at the items in glass cases
M/S Display stall
W/S Kids play football in front of Chavez mural

SCRIPT

A scientific institute called Labiofarm showed off two new perfumes at an exposition in Havana Saturday. The institute had been working in collaboration with a French perfumer for 18 months to create two special scents named after the revolutionary leaders Ernesto Che Guevara and Hugo Chavez.

Che’s smell is composed from woody and citric notes, while the cologne of Chavez contains hints of mango. The perfumers consulted with the families of the departed revolutionaries while developing the perfume.

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