You won’t believe these celebrity New Year’s Resolutions on Twitter!

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Texas Sen. Ted Cruz

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Pope Francis

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Sarah Palin

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Sheriff Joe

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Sen. Rand Paul of Virginia

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Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor

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