Obama’s List: Pocho Ocho things more dangerous than alchohol

by Comic Saenz on January 22, 2014 in El Now, Pocho Ocho

obamaweedFormer stoner Barack Obama doesn’t think marijuana “is more dangerous than alcohol,” according to The New Yorker:

“As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice, not very different from the cigarettes that I smoked as a young person up through a big chunk of my adult life. I don’t think it is more dangerous than alcohol,” the president said.

But if mota is not more dangerous than alcohol, what is? Here are the top eight contenders:

8. Real cops of Orange County

7. George Zimmerman

6. Takis

5. Sherms

4. That nice old Father O’Leary from St. Denis parish

3. Fox News

2. Cuban-American politicians

And the Numero Uno thing more dangerous than alcohol is…

La chancla.

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