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Breaking Ñews: Former Microsoft employee Clippy comes out

by Comic Saenz on March 8, 2013 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

THIS JUST IN: (PNS reporting from REDMOND, WA) Former Microsoft Office Assistant Clippy, fired after a controversial career just trying to help some people out for crissake, will come out as gay in a forthcoming tell-all autobiography, PNS has learned.

The book, tentatively titled Don’t Ask Me Again, details Clippy’s crush on icon rival Happy Mac (photo), tempestuous meetings with erstwhile colleague Microsoft Bob, and all-night drug-fueled parties with the Tux, the Linux Penguin.

This reporter tried to corner the elusive icon for an interview this morning when we spotted him in an area coffeehouse near the Microsoft campus.

“It looks like you’re writing an article,” he said.

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