My militant Pocho Ocho New Year’s resolutions

by Jake Prendez on December 31, 2011 in Cultura, Doomsday Countdown, El Now, Pocho Ocho

8. Remove Christmas lights from my Occupy L.A. tent a little earlier this year

7. Scare white folks with the 2012 Doomsday predictions

6. Get Cheech to collect one of my Chicano paintings

5. Train my revolutionary pets Karl Barx and Chairman Meow to attack all Republicanos in mi barrio

4. Stop calling jaranas “ukuleles”

3. Get Nintendo to buy my video game idea for Dance Dance Mexica Revolution

2. Collect all 20 editions of Occupied America

And my top resolution for 2012 is…

Open up my Revolutionary Coffee Shop called  “Buy Any Beans Necessary!”

{ 2 comments }

The One True Bix December 31, 2011 at 11:40 AM

Hail Juan

Full of grace

Bean is with Thee.

Blessed art Thou among bloggers

And blessed is the fruit of Thy agriculture

Coffee.

Holy Juan

Father of *twitch*

Pray for us sinners

Now and at the hour of our final cup.

nora January 2, 2012 at 10:39 AM

love, love, love it! keep it coming!

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