Pocho Ocho best ways to bait a Chipster (Chicano + hipster) Trap

by Especial Correspondents on August 5, 2015 in Cultura, Pocho Ocho

hipstertrapIn New Jack City, proactive pranksters have set Hipster Traps to snare unwary hipsters. The NYC traps are baited with Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, American Spirit cigarettes, a bike chain and neon-pink Wayfarer sunglasses.

When trapping chipsters (Chicano hipsters), our experts recommend these Pocho Ocho Best Ways to Bait Your Chipster Trap:

8. Suavecito® Pomade and Beard Wax

7. Venti horchata latte, half skim, half leche de cabra, with agave sweetener

6. $60 huaraches from Urban Outfitters

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5. Tommy Chong bong

4. Lalo Guerrero Los Chucos Suaves original vinyl

3. A blue (of course) cholofied shirt just like the one POCHO Migrant Editor Al Madrigal wore Monday night on @Midnight

2. A pair of locally-sourced 3D-printed artisanal hoop earrings with net-zero carbon footprints (Al wears these around the casa)

And the Numero Uno Best Item to Bait Your Chipster Trap is…

A Morrissey Vegan-Veladora™

 

Especial Correspondents Lalo Alcaraz, Gustavo Arellano, Professor Equis, Memo Nericcio, Eres Nerd, Estefania Zavala, and Comic Saenz contributed to this report.

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