Pocho Ocho Most Important Terms and Conditions for Dealing With Me

by CARLOS AGUILAR on April 5, 2018 in Cultura, Pocho Ocho

I’m not a hard guy to get along with, as long as you adhere to the Pocho Ocho Most Important Terms and Conditions for Dealing With Me:

8. Don’t call me amigo; it’s the first sign we’re not friends

7. Friends don’t let friends… put lettuce in their burritos

6. Every time you microwave a tortilla, an angel loses its wings

5. Pronouncing “guacamole” with a hard “G” proves you’re a Nazi

4. If it doesn’t smell like Fabuloso, it’s not clean

3. If it smells like Fabuloso, it’s not dirty

2. You’re never ever too old to be called mijo

And the most important of the Pocho Ocho Terms and Conditions for Dealing With Me is …

If you’re going to “mad dog” me, either be mad or have a dog…that’s mad.

 

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Carlos Aguilar blogs at BigBrownDad.com.  Check it out!

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