Pocho Ocho reasons GOP Sen. Marco Rubio drank so much water

by Especial Correspondents on February 13, 2013 in El Now, Pocho Ocho

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FLA) sure drank a lot of Poland Spring® water during his Republican State of the Union rebuttal speech Tuesday night.

Here are the pocho ocho reasons the GOP’s Great Brown Hope was so thirsty:

8. He’s a pinche mojado

7. Global warming

6. He finds this bullshit hard to swallow himself

5. My name is Marco and I am an aquaholic

4. Poland Spring — the Republican answer to Arab Spring

3. Too caliente for fellow Republicans

2. Water keeps the heroin balloons down

And the numero uno reason Sen. Marco Rubio drank so much water is…

Stay thirsty my friends!

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Luiza February 13, 2013 at 10:09 AM

He really found his bullshit hard to swallow. He got gaged by the white man.

Whophantom February 13, 2013 at 11:11 AM

Good One Luiza!
He drank so much water because Liars get cotton mouth when lying.

Francisca Fontes February 16, 2013 at 8:55 AM

he is a diabetic

Minuto Man February 16, 2013 at 3:26 PM

He is also suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.

Minuto Man February 16, 2013 at 3:27 PM

Luisa: Yes, he was trying to get that taste of “Boehner” out of his mouth.

Steve February 23, 2013 at 12:53 PM

Thanks for confirming that this amnesty crap being pulled by Rubio and company will do nothing to attract latino voters, lol.

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