Pocho Ocho reasons Mitt Romney won’t release his tax returns

by Victor Payan on July 20, 2012 in El Now, Pocho Ocho

Mitt Romney’s undisclosed tax returns have people wondering if he is just as skilled at making cash disappear as he is making jobs disappear.

Here are the Pocho Ocho reasons we think Mitt Romney won’t release his tax returns:

8. Uses Etch-A-Sketch for accounting
7. Lists his status as “Corporation”
6. Substantial deduction for fake police uniforms
5. Spending patterns reveal uncomfortable “Twilight” fetish
4. Ashamed the info will drop his ranking from fourth wealthiest American in history to fifth
3. Personal worth: $250 million. Lying to SEC: Priceless
2. Two words: “Bain Capital”

And the numero uno reason Mitt Romney won’t release his tax returns is …

False social security number proves he was not born in Los United Estates.

 

Graphic: www.theprogressivesinfluence.com.

 

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