Pocho Ocho reasons North Korean missile failed to launch

by Al Carlos Hernandez on April 13, 2012 in El Now, Outer Espace, Pocho Ocho

8. That’s what she said.

7. Flight engineers were forced to wear huge women’s sunglasses.

6. Politically-premature exacerbation.

5. They thought they were raunching a locket.

4. Diet Coke and Mentos fuel combination not as powerful as YouTube video hype.

3. The rocket engine was a Hyundai modified by Rodney King.

2. They aimed it at Pluto, but aborted when Kim Jong remembered it was his favorite cartoon dog.

And the numero uno reason the North Korean rocket test failed was…

Kim Jong hitting the bong

{ 1 comment }

ChingaDOH! April 13, 2012 at 7:37 PM

A ja ja ja
This line made me spit up.
“Flight engineers were forced to wear huge women’s sunglasses.”

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