Pocho Ocho reasons the Oscars sucked

by Al Carlos Hernandez on February 27, 2012 in Cultura

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8. The French pooch got more air time then all Latinos.

7. They made Sheila E play timbales in the balcony.

6. Meryl Streep has been nominated more than all the Latinos since the Aztecs.

5. The Spanglish animated feature Puss in Boots got pimp-slapped by a Johnny Depp cartoon lizard.

4. The Academy voters are exclusively white males who look like Glenn Close.

3. Couldn’t even get hired as chair-fillers when the stars went to the Toledo.

2. Most winners as old as Billy Crystal’s jokes.

And the numero uno reason the Oscars sucked is …

Demián Bichir’s limo had to pick him up in front of a Home Depot.

Published in conjunction with our friends at LatinoLA.com


laprofe63 February 27, 2012 at 7:43 AM

That was Sheila E?!
But, I second the motion that the Oscars are some bullshit. Not surprising that Woody Allen never goes.

ChingaDOH! February 27, 2012 at 8:00 AM

POCHO, you are being too harsh. Mario Lopez was representing on the red carpet.

isabel diaz February 27, 2012 at 8:36 AM

…. i dont dislike billy crystal, ur rite tho, who else are they gona ask; that doesnt get on everybodys last nerve…..

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