(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON D.C.) President Barack Obama will launch a new career when his term ends — a career as a jazz saxophonist, PNS has learned.
Insiders at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue say the president has been spending almost every weekend for the last six months practicing his tenor saxophone, a gift from former President Bill Clinton, rehearsing, and recording with his band. His first CD — Barry Blows the Blues — will drop January 21, the day after Donald Trump’s inauguration.
Sources tell us these are the Pocho Ocho Top Tunes — recorded in “Living Stereo” — featured on Barry Blows the Blues:
8. Yes, I Kenya
7. Livin’ in a Cracker’s Paradise
5. Maggot Brain
4. Bid Bidi Bom Bom
3. I Left My Wallet in El Segundo
2. All About That Race
And the Numero Uno Top Tune on Obama’s Forthcoming Jazz CD is ….
Especial Correspondents Lalo Alcaraz and Comic Saenz contributed to this report.
[Obama saxophone image via FreakingNews.com. Thanks!]
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