Pocho Ocho ways to deal with a boss who is ‘all hands’

by Verdana Bold on March 7, 2013 in Cultura, Pocho Ocho

Women’s History Month is a good time to spotlight sexual harassment at work.

Congress has reauthorized the Violence Against Women Act, sure, but legal action isn’t always an option, like when you’re on a business trip with the boss, or in his office for a late-night meeting.

Here are the pocho ocho ways to fend off a boss who is all hands:

8. In your best Latina voice, scream “¡No, patron, por favor, no!”

7.  He’s grabby? Grab back…and squeeeeeeeze!

6. Just go with it — you’re already asking for it with that blouse!

5. You like your job, right?

4. One word: Instagram

3 . “Ooooh! Perfect timing! I’m ovulating!”

2. “Is that a chile piquin in your pocket or are you happy to see me?”

And the numero uno way to fend off a boss who is “all hands” is…

Two words: Ka ching!

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