Commie Mayan Queen of Hearts: The caption contest!*

by Comic Saenz on January 13, 2012 in Cartoons, Cultura, Doomsday Countdown

The back story is that when Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov deciphered the classic Mayan glyphs in 1952, a mini Mayan craze swept Red artistic circles. Propaganda subtext? Your code is not safe, comrade. A deck of playing cards was the result. Meet the Queen of Hearts, a lovely Д is for “dama” (dame or Дама) indeed. And her little chihuahua.

Write the funniest caption, win the funniest prize!

Funniest caption wins and this thread closes at midnight Friday night. We’ll send the winner something cool! *Contest closed, winnner below!

For more POCHO coverage of the Russian-Mayan conjunction, check out the latest warnings about the imminent crash of Russian space junk and how it will trigger the Mayan Doomsday scenario.


Corbin Bladés January 13, 2012 at 8:21 AM

You want Taco Bell? Huh? You keep eating that fast food and the world will end in 2012!

Jorge S. Bush January 13, 2012 at 9:18 AM

Read my lips: No new Aztecs!

Mitt Hominy January 13, 2012 at 10:26 AM

OK, let’s work this out. If a “dog year” is like seven human years, you’re saying the world will end in 14084?

Perro Como January 13, 2012 at 11:29 AM

One more thing, mijo — a little pooch like you needs to stay away from neighborhoods with Korean restaurants. And especially don’t chase those Korean barbecue taco trucks.

Gabacho Borracho January 13, 2012 at 11:38 AM

“Come, my little monkey, let’s retire to my dacha, eat blini and make mad, passionate love while the world goes up in flames!”

“Capybara – it’s what’s for lonche!”

Oh, and I think the three little rectangle pictures under her hand are Mayan graffiti for “chupacabra loves queenie.” But I haven’t googled it yet.

Gene Rodriguez January 13, 2012 at 12:04 PM

Your proletariat heart belongs to me!

Marx and Lennon January 13, 2012 at 12:36 PM

OK — write this down. I predict the the world will end in 2012 AND a Mexican will get the Republican president nomination.

Dante January 13, 2012 at 4:53 PM

Mayan Angelou performing her classic “I Know Why the Caged Perro Yelps”

Maso Meno January 13, 2012 at 5:05 PM

And estop calling me Siri!

City Terrace David January 13, 2012 at 10:27 PM

“I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt”

Dianna T. Duran January 13, 2012 at 11:16 PM

Mayan to dog: Ok pancho, I’m taking you out to dinner
Dog to Mayan: Ok, as long as I’m not on the menu.

Comic Saenz January 13, 2012 at 11:56 PM

Congratulations and thank you to Dante, who wrote:

Mayan Angelou performing her classic “I Know Why the Caged Perro Yelps”

We’ll be in touch!

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