Apocalyptic manifestations are occurring at accelerating rates and spreading all across the country as we approach The End of the World as We Know it on December 21. [SYNCHRONIZE YOUR DEVICES WITH POCHO’S MAYAN APOCALYPSE DOOMSDAY COUNTDOWN CLOCK IN THE RIGHT COLUMN.]
Close to our headquarters in Rancho Pocho, CA, municipal officials just installed a Spanish-speaking hottie robot-like being to offer greets to peeps at Long Beach Airport.
AirPortOne.com, maker of the AVA Airport Virtual Assistant:
The Virtual Assistant is a projected image which uses state-of-the-art technology to create the illusion of a real person, similar to a hologram. It is one of the most innovative and engaging digital signage and hologram marketing products available today.
What do you think, pochos? How is this holobot’s Español?