Seattle’s Tacocat explains why Consuela is skipping school today. Long story short: She’s attending a Psychedelic Quinceañera instead.
Mira los lyrics:
Consuela’s not going to school today, she’s only half Mexican anyway
She’ll take her piñata to go, she’d rather be dancin’ with rainbows
A quinceañera in her mindPsychedelic quinceañera
Psychedelic quinceañera
Consuela’s coming of age they say, time for Jesus, ballgowns and bouquets
But she’s got a better plan, a blotter in each of her hands
A quinceañera in her mind
Psychedelic quinceañera
Psychedelic quinceañera
Psychedelic quinceañera when she turns fifteen
She won’t wear her teenage tiara, but she will party like a queen
Psychedelic quinceañera
Psychedelic quinceañera