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(PNS reporting from MAGA-LAGO) President Dotard Trump today blasted international movie star Chewbacca and Democratic presidential wannabe Beto O’Rourke as fakes. [Mas…]


The supremely weird (what else is new?) Inca Roads was the opening track on Frank Zappa’s 1975 LP One Size Fits All. Zappa and friends explore the racist cable TV theory that ancient illegal space aliens built the civilization of the Incas, because ancient Incas were not smart enough to do it themselves because brown. [George Duke, vocals and keyboards; Ruth Underwood, marimba.]

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What is it? Huge 3-fingered ‘alien’ hand found in Peru (videos, photos)

by ROD ESTERLING January 3, 2017 Cultura
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First the Peruvians found an elongated unearthly skull. And now comes an astonishing new discovery: A strange, huge, 3-fingered hand. MysteriousUniverse reports: Less that two months after the revelation of the discovery in Peru of a tiny humanoid head comes another strange finding that is less humanoid and more alien-like. The hand has only three […]

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Shocking new video from Trump’s doctor reveals awful truth

by ROD ESTERLING August 31, 2016 El Now
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Dr. Harold Bornstein — that wack long-haired doctor who wrote a weird-ass letter about Donald Trump’s health — comes clean with the whole truth and nothing but the truth in this shocking new video. [Yes, that’s STTNG’s Brent Spiner, Trekkies!]

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Sure looks like a metal manufactured object on Mars (video)

by ROD ESTERLING November 5, 2015 El Now
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Newly-released NASA Mars Curiosity rover photos reveal truth about chemtrails on the Red Planet and alien UFO wreckage from the craft used to kill JFK and bring down the Twin Towers and spread space gluten and vaccine-borne autism. The Inquistor reports:

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Argentine hunter shoots four-fingered ‘gray’ ET, gets abducted

by ZORRO MULDER July 23, 2015 El Now
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It was a day in the country Alberto Tavernise will never forget. First he shot an alien and then he got snatched. Inexplicata reports:

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La Cucaracha: Latinos – take me to your leader! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz October 24, 2014 Cartoons
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Extraterrestres y UFOs/OVNIs visit Santa Rosa, Argentina

by ROD ESTERLING October 15, 2014 El Now
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Reports of vari-colored luminous OVNIs and strange beings with big heads are coming from “dozens of eyewitnesses who claim having seen them in broad daylight and under various circumstances. Not merely one, but several of them flying over the city of Santa Rosa, La Pampa [Argentina], and several localities of this region,” according to Inexplicata:

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No, ancient Peruvians didn’t have alien DNA because science

by ROD ESTERLING July 15, 2014 Cultura
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Pochos, we have the sad. When we reported in February that the famous ancient elongated skulls of Paracas, Peru contained alien DNA, we thought it was all scientific and stuff. Here’s what we wrote.

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Did movie monster-maker H.R. Giger make El Chupacabra?

by ROD ESTERLING May 16, 2014 Cultura
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The death this week of artist H.R. Giger — best known for the fantastic creatures he created for films like Alien and Species — has unleashed some fascinating speculation about his role in shaping other people’s realities. Did his creations inspire the descriptions of face-to-face enounters with El Chupacabra? Prior to 1995, chupacbras were typically […]

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Photo shows illegal alien @ El Matate Tortilleria, Roswell, NM *UPDATED

by Especial Correspondents January 16, 2014 Cultura
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A sexy green-skinned alien chica was photographed Wednesday with her hands in the masa at Tortilleria El Matate in America’s most popular UFO destination, Roswell, New Mexico. [Photo by and © Russ Contreras.] *UPDATE JAN. 17 9:10PM:

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La Cucaracha: Note to self — No Takis before bedtime (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz September 30, 2013 Cartoons
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La Cucaracha: Excuse me, are you from Krypton? (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 2, 2013 Cartoons
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Don’t mess w/ Texas! ‘ThumbSnatchers from the Moon Cocoon’ (video)

by ROD ESTERLING April 15, 2013 Cartoons
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Guns don’t kill people, opposable thumbs that pull triggers on guns kill people. And that’s why our Alien Overlords have returned to end our evil ways — by ending our evil thumbs. But the invading Thumb Snatchers from the Moon Cocoon (stupid lunar Daleks with green blood) didn’t reckon on Texas Sheriff Huckiss. The law […]

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Oscar-winning documentary ‘Inocente’ (complete video)

by DJANGO CHUTNEY February 24, 2013 Cultura
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Inocente got an Oscar for Best Documentary Short at the 2013 Academy Awards Sunday evening.

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The problem with Earth people: ‘They’re made out of meat’ (video)

by KLAATU B. NIKTO November 8, 2012 Cultura
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Going to see the space aliens at Area 51, you say? Too late, holmes. They’ve come and gone.

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Adrian Tafoya: My life as an alien (In space, la raza assimilates you)

by ADRIAN TAFOYA October 4, 2012 Cultura
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There are certain situations in Hollywood where as an actor you have to have no shame. This was one of those times as I stood inside a large curtained-off fitting room wearing only a flesh-colored dance belt, the equivalent of man panties. Well, it is true that actors are a strangely alien tribe which are […]

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Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy (video)

by RON PABLO September 27, 2012 Cultura
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Don’t say we didn’t tell you – especially the part about the brain bank cities on the dark side of the Moon! (NSFW language.) RELATED: SCHWA the Video: Dear ‘Stick People’ – Your Alien Overlords are here

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It was a green-skinned big-eyed flying Martian robot peeper (toon)

by CARLOS SAGAN August 7, 2012 Cartoons
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El Machete Illustrated: Undocumented and alien — the cartoon

by ERIC J. GARCIA April 17, 2012 Cartoons
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It’s Income Tax day — do you know where your undocumented alien superhero is?

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