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La Cucaracha: But where are you REALLY from? (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 5, 2017 Cartoons
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Miami Latina running for Congress took a trip on a UFO (video)

by ZORRO MULDER October 19, 2017 El Now
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Three tall, blonde-haired space aliens kidnapped her and took her for a ride in their UFO, which was controlled by quartz rocks, she said. Now Republican entrepreneur Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera (pictured with non-alien tall blonde — we think) is seeking the GOP nomination for Florida’s 27th Congressional District. The NY Post has some deets:

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Amazing Space-Age Trailer: Close Encounters of the Latino Kind (video)

by OBI JUAN September 19, 2017 Cultura

A mountain of mashed potatoes, strange lights in the sky, and a mysterious five-note musical phrase mean life on Earth will never be the same after Close Encounters of the Latino Kind. [Video by Marlon Klug.]

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Webcam spots UFOs/OVNIs over Colima volcano (video)

by ZORRO MULDER June 4, 2015 El Now
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Mexico’s Colima volcano is erupting again, and the spectacular explosions attracted the attention of our Space Brothers, whose recent visits were captured by the 24/7 webcams pointed at the magic mountain.

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Texas Border Zone UFO experts fear space aliens with nukes (video)

by DARTH MULDER October 27, 2014 El Now
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UFO researchers gathered in Presidio, Texas this weekend for the annual Border Zone UFO festival, where Kenneth Dudley warned of a “possible conflict between the [space] aliens and humans” over “nuclear weapons.”

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DREAMers: Here’s how to apply for DACA [POCHO Video PSA]

by Sara Inés Calderón October 7, 2014 El Now
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This video tries maybe too hard to be cool, but it’s packed with information for college students on how to apply for DACA. Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals is President Obama’s program — established by Executive Order — that can keep you from getting deported and help you get a driver’s license, work authorization, and […]

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Photo shows illegal alien @ El Matate Tortilleria, Roswell, NM *UPDATED

by Especial Correspondents January 16, 2014 Cultura
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A sexy green-skinned alien chica was photographed Wednesday with her hands in the masa at Tortilleria El Matate in America’s most popular UFO destination, Roswell, New Mexico. [Photo by and © Russ Contreras.] *UPDATE JAN. 17 9:10PM:

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Forget that ‘Duck’ guy, Steve Yamamoto is a Free Speech Hero (video)

by SIR GAY IRONSTONE January 2, 2014 Cultura
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You can exercise your First Amendment rights as a homophobic racist fool on A&E or as an anti-corporate viral video dude on the Internets. You be the judge. A Chicago employee of the Safeway/Dominick’s supermarket chain (which is closing 72 stores eliminating 6000 jobs) was suspended after he posted this YouTube video — Thanks, Safeway […]

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La Cucaracha: ‘Ancient Aliens’ (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 10, 2013 Cartoons
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Was Brazil’s Antônio Villas Boas the first UFO abductee? (video)

by ROD ESTERLING December 4, 2013 Cultura
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Antônio Villas Boas reported that the space aliens kidnapped him from a field he was plowing, brought him aboard their UFO/OVNI, stripped him naked and then a female ET raped him. In 1957, this made him a pioneer — way before the Betty and Barney Hill were abducted in New England in 1961. NPR reports: […]

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Is the Vatican covering up space alien visitations? (video)

by ROD ESTERLING March 3, 2013 Cultura
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Pope Benedict XVI may have left the building, but investigators claim something is still rotten in Vatican City. They say the Roman Catholic Church is hiding evidence of extraterrestrial visitors — evidence that includes the remains of a dead ET buried beneath the Vatican. RELATED: Unmasked! Vatican-Jesuit conspiracy hides truth about aliens (video)

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First it’s ‘illegals’ then next thing you know it’s yard chickens (video)

by CHUCK FULLOVNUTZ February 26, 2013 El Now
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The Fight for the Real America is taking place every day in small Real American cities like Iowa City, Iowa. First the Obamanation wanted to give “sanctuary” to “illegal immigrants” and now these hippie lib-tards want to give a big thumbs up to people keeping chickens in their back yards.

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Opinion: We must fight the anti-Mayan Calendar Illuminati 1% (video)

by JUNIOR WENCES Ph.D. May 14, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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We might not know anything about them, but Anonymous knows almost everything about us, including stuff THE MAN doesn’t want YOU to know. The modishly-masked online crusaders will soon shock our chakras with the truth about apocalyptic confluences predicted by the Mayan Calendar and aether-entities from outer espace. Predictably, the Mainstream Media New World Order […]

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Alien: The Easter Edition (video)

by JOSE JIMENEZ April 8, 2012 Cultura
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The crew of the USS Chocstromo really should have seen this coming.

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SCHWA the Video: Dear ‘Stick People’ – Your Alien Overlords are here

by THE KRELL February 25, 2012 Cartoons
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Before X Files claimed “the truth is out there,” before anyone heard of the Mayan Apocalypse, visionary Bill Barker raised the alarm, warning the few who would listen about the real illegal immigration threat – the imminent invasion of Gray Aliens from Outer Espace. For a while, anyhow. Then he went over to Their Side. […]

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Russki space junk crash brings Mayan Doomsday – are we screwed?

by Santino J. Rivera January 11, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from MIAMI) The imminent crash – later this week – of a Russian space probe scares local spiritual gurus and national experts alike. All of them fear that the death dive of the Russki rocket is a Cosmic Warning of the Mayan Doomsday, scheduled for Dec. 21. Their big brains, however, are split on […]

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