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If Frederico Fellini were to go into a swamp to cast and shoot a zombie-meets-Mad-Max-themed music video, Frankie Sinatra by Australia’s The Avalanches would be it. It’s from their new album, Wildflower.

carlosbannerNicaraguan-born Chicago artist and printmaker Carlos Barberena mixes up traditional calacas and current events. Wall Street, Mickey Mouse, McDonalds, Halliburton, British Petroleum and other icons look better as muertos, don’t you think? [Mas…]


An 8½” 20RPM disc containing this 11-minute recording was found on the elevator at 205 W. 57th St. in New York City on Feb. 11, 1969 by the composer Clark Gesner. [Mas…]


Overlooked in the Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday frenzy: December 21 was also the end of the Year of the Chancla, one of nine named years in the Mayan calendar. Here are the pocho ocho other next named years:

2013: Year of the Nopal
2014: Year of the Pendleton
2015: Year of the Nalgas
2016: Year of the Chonies [Mas…]

POCHO’s web server crashed — along with the Mayan Calendar — at midnight Friday when our Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday Countdown Clock (since disabled) shut down at 00:00:00. If you stopped by after midnight — we rebooted at 7:30 AM — here’s what you saw and heard.

Can you help POCHO upgrade our infrastructure? [Mas…]

La Cucaracha from January, 2012: Prophecies of Doom (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 21, 2012 Cartoons
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China busts Mayan Apocalypse rumor spreaders, ex-USSR in panic mode

by HOSS BERGER December 17, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Denial is not only a river in Egypt but also an official policy of the Chinese Communist Party as the police state’s police arrested dozens for trying to warn the captive population about the Mayan Apocalypse Friday. [Be sure to synchronize your chronometers for The End of the World As We Know It with the […]

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Mayan weed bombs scar U.S. field, Trekkies prepare for Apocalypse

by CHICHI CHONG December 12, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Every day brings us closer to the End of the World as We Know It on December 21 (synchronize your chronometers with our MAYAN APOCALYPSE DOOMSDAY COUNTDOWN CLOCK in the right column.) All over the Internets, extremely concerned Trekkies are banding together to wear “expendable red” jerseys on The Last Day, so they can “die […]

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Tio Sam’s official gummint blog: No Mayan Apocalypse for you

by Andalé Mono December 6, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Yes, your Uncle Sam wastes your tax money on blogs while millions suffer and our country lurches toward the fiscal cliff. And Tio Sam says no Mayan Apocalypse for you, despite the obvious DOOMSDAY 2012 COUNTDOWN CLOCK in the right column of EVERY PAGE ON POCHO which says we only have two weeks left! Ignoring […]

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Open until the Mayan Apocalypse on 12/21: The Pocho Store

by MR. POCHO November 30, 2012 Corporate
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Hola, it’s me, MR. POCHO, and I just opened The Pocho Store. Place your order now for thongs, hats, shirts, sweats — all featuring my handsome head — at CafePress.com/thepochostore. But be sure order before The End of the World As We Know It — Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday 2012 on December 21. We can’t guarantee […]

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Mayan Apocalypse, solar flares (video), Chinese man builds ‘ark’

by JERRY MAYA November 29, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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It’s coming — the End of the World As We Know it is just three weeks away — December 21 [CHECK OUR EXCLUSIVE MAYAN APOCALYPSE DOOMSDAY 2012 COUNTDOWN TIMER IN THE RIGHT COLUMN AND SYNCHRONIZE YOUR DEVICES.] From the video: The sun has been totally erupting with massive solar flares, dude, because the Earth and […]

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Dreaded ‘Chicken of the Apocalypse’ spotted in the Yucatan

by Victor Payan September 21, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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It is no coincidence that this freak formation of flamingos roosting in the shape of a giant chicken took place in the Yucatan, the very heart of the Mayan Apocalypse.

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Al Madrigal reports from exotic Charlotte, North Carolina (video)

by JEFE BOYARDEE September 5, 2012 El Now
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook POCHO Migrant Editor Al Madrigal — on assignment with The Daily Show crew — explores the folklore and traditions of exotic Charlotte, NC.

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Pat Robertson: Tropical storm is God’s warning to Godless God-mockers

by JERRY MIRA August 27, 2012 Audio
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(PNS reporting from VIRGINIA) Rev. Pat Robertson told viewers of his 700 Club last night that Tropical Storm Isaac’s assault on the GOP National Convention in Florida is a warning to sinners. “You goddam shit-for-brains idiots better pay some goddam attention or our Lord and Savior is gonna whip your sorry asses,” Robertson said. “Do […]

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Romney-Ryan team debuts new campaign ad

by Victor Payan August 13, 2012 Cartoons
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(PNS reporting from ESALT LAKE CIUDAD) The Romney-Ryan campaign has wasted no time in positioning its dynamic duo as caped crusaders fighting for the interests of millionaires everywhere and PNS has obtained this advance copy of their latest ad (image, above.) GOP insiders tell PNS the campaign discarded the original slogan Romney Ryan: A Package […]

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Mayan Apocalypse 2012: Meet the word’s first burrito-making robot

by Jefe Boyardee June 13, 2012 Cultura
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Yes, we know the TacoCopter, the food-delivering unmanned aerial vehicle, was a gosh darn internet hoax, but this new Burritob0t with a web page and tech specs and photos filled with truthiness is the real thing. We swear! TechCrunch reports: So this guy at NYU made something special. Are you listening? Put down your phone. Listen. […]

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Opinion: We must fight the anti-Mayan Calendar Illuminati 1% (video)

by JUNIOR WENCES Ph.D. May 14, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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We might not know anything about them, but Anonymous knows almost everything about us, including stuff THE MAN doesn’t want YOU to know. The modishly-masked online crusaders will soon shock our chakras with the truth about apocalyptic confluences predicted by the Mayan Calendar and aether-entities from outer espace. Predictably, the Mainstream Media New World Order […]

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Only 1 in 7 believe in impending Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday 2012

by APU CALYPSO May 8, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Only 1 in 7 people has faced up to the fact that the world will end soon and maybe in December, according to a new poll released by Reuters. “Whether they think it will come to an end through the hands of God, or a natural disaster or a political event, whatever the reason, one […]

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Share with your parents: UFO Mayan secrets, ancient aliens revealed

by Comic Saenz April 21, 2012 Cultura
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This video comes directly from TrueReality.org so you know it’s right: Irrefutable Evidence of ExtraTerrestrial Contact carved in Stone Thousands of Years ago on Pre-Mayans site. We shall finally change our History’s Books and let humanity knows our True Origins. The World is wakening up! Share the video with your parents and let everyone discuss […]

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Video: Strange noises terrify TX and OK, Popocatepetl rumbling

by NALGA HYDE April 17, 2012 Cultura
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Every day brings us closer to Mayan Doomsday — Mother Earth will not rest. Terrified reports of strange, unearthly noises have moved from the Upper Midwest and Canada to the Southwest, scaring the crap out of people in Amarillo, TX and rural Rogers County, OK. South of the border, Mexican authorities just raised the alert level at […]

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Disinformation Company: Doomsday 2012 Science or Superstition?

by SERIOUS DOGSTAR April 7, 2012 Cultura
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Yo what is up with all this Mayan Doomsday 2012 stuff? We need some disinformation and we need it now, and that’s why we turned to the Disinformation Company for this video. Like check it: Disinformation Company producer Gary Baddeley, director Nimrod Erez and the Disinformation team contacted and arranged interviews with multiple experts, often […]

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Mayan Doomsday (the video): ‘2012 The Mayan Word’

by OBEAH JUAN XENOBE March 24, 2012 Cultura
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Here’s a novel idea: Why not ask some Mayans about the impending apocalypse? Undercurrents Alternative News did just that in 2012 The Mayan Word. In Spanish and English with English subtitles, this hour-long documentary takes a look at the impending death and obliteration of the world as we know it and beginning of our glorious […]

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SCHWA the Video: Dear ‘Stick People’ – Your Alien Overlords are here

by THE KRELL February 25, 2012 Cartoons
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Before X Files claimed “the truth is out there,” before anyone heard of the Mayan Apocalypse, visionary Bill Barker raised the alarm, warning the few who would listen about the real illegal immigration threat – the imminent invasion of Gray Aliens from Outer Espace. For a while, anyhow. Then he went over to Their Side. […]

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