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fruitvendorWe can all sleep easier now that a guy selling fruit from a little carrito on a street corner in San Bernardino has been busted by the cops. Facebook member Jason Gomez was there: [Mas…]

THROWBACK THURSDAY #TBT August 2005 (found on our answering machine): Aaron Judgement, a (former?) member of the Arizona border Minutemen anti-immigration vigilante group, makes a shocking confession: [Mas…]


We have no problem with the guy riding a horse, but with all the possible places for xlnt tacos in the Great State of Tejas, this baboso goes to Taco Bell?

dudeballoonwrongguzman(PNS reporting from LAKEWOOD, NJ) The story was confusing for the few Ultra-Orthodox Jews who get their world news from The Lakewood Shopper, a free “penny saver” community weekly newspaper published here.

The Shopper mistakenly included a photo (right) of actor Luis Guzman in a story about Mexico’s arrest of drug cartel kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman. [Mas…]

From Texas: ‘Give me six tacos or I’ll kill you with a sword!’

by MOSCA MEXICAN December 11, 2013 El Now
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A 28-year-old San Antonio, TX man is the can after threatening a waitress with a sword in an attempt to scare her into giving up a half dozen tacos, which Wikipedia describes as “a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.” “Mr. [Adam] Kramer was yelling […]

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What’s inside the latest immigration reform bill? (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA October 18, 2013 Cartoons
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Flaco Jimenez vs Los Gabachos: ‘El Mojado Sin Licencia’ (music video)

by GUERILLA ICE August 16, 2013 Cultura
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The wetback drove from Laredo to San Antonio to see his girl — and that’s when the trouble started.

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Feds arrest ‘burrito-bomber’ who says CIA tapped his brain

by Comic Saenz June 14, 2013 El Now
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(ALBUQUERQUE, NM) The Feds have arrested a man who allegedly threatened to detonate a bomb-filled burrito (artist’s conception, right) in the FBI office here, a man who has claimed that he was personally the subject of government spying. His shocking accusation? Uncle Sam AKA Tio Sam implanted brain-tapping equipment in his cabeza. Brian DeMarco, 50, a resident of […]

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BBC Video: ‘Nuns’ with nasty coke habits busted in Colombia

by Verdana Bold May 9, 2013 El Now
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Colombian police have arrested three women dressed as nuns who were trying to smuggle six kilos (13.1 pounds) of cocaine hidden under their habits. The trio was popped as they were passing through the Colombian Island of San Andres – a notorious drug-trafficking route. The fake nuns were searched after police saw them acting suspiciously.

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Chilling Spanish documentary video: ‘When scarecrows go bad’

by FRANCO KAFKA April 25, 2013 Cartoons
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Chilling black and white documentary footage from Spain shows how a thoughtful gesture by a scarecrow becomes the scarecrow’s literal undoing. But oh mama, could this really be The End?

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La Cucaracha: Lindsay Lohan – probation violator, job creator (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 13, 2012 Cartoons
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Gringo uses the old Christianity trick to get past the MIGRA (video)

by Verdana Bold November 29, 2012 El Now
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The best defense is good offense, pochos. Watch and learn! If only these undocumented immigrants had seen the video before they got stopped in the middle of Oklahoma!

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Beware of the influence of the Liquor-Industrial Complex (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA August 28, 2012 Cartoons
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Ñewsweek: Mea maxima culpa, Anaheim and RIP Lupe Ontiveros

by Comic Saenz July 29, 2012 El Now
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The death of beloved actress Lupe Ontiveros, the Pocho Ocho top Chicano sins and death and protest in Klanaheim topped the ñews this week on POCHO, and we’ve got links: Mea maxima culpa: The Pocho Ocho top Chicano sins Lupe Ontiveros (1942-2012) RIP Anaheim: The Tragic Kingdom (toon) Anaheim PD’s Pocho Ocho excuses for shooting […]

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Dear Abuelita: Wife and lover, my ring-a-ding, trouble at the zoo

by Dear Abuelita July 18, 2012 Cultura
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Dear Abuelita: Is it possible to love two women at the same time? You see, I love my wive and I would do anything for her, but I also love my secret lover who inspires me in different ways that my wife does not. I make more love to my secret lover than to my […]

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Ñewsweek: Senior radioactive terrorist, Cuatro de Julio, Frida Kahlo

by Comic Saenz July 8, 2012 El Now
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When quick-thinking U.S. Border Patrol agents detected nuclear radiation coming from the car and determined the passenger was named Raul Castro — just like the brother of murderous dictator Fidel Castro from that prison island of Cuba — they only had one choice: Detain and interrogate. The elderly suspect was eventually “free to go” but […]

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Ñewsweek: Joe vs girl, Mitt vs you, Adidas steps in it, CT OKs MM

by Comic Saenz June 24, 2012 El Now
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Arizona’s notorious Sheriff Joe Arpaio tried to save his flailing career with an arrest of a six-year-old cartel leader, GOP nominee wannabe Mitt Romney totally tripped over his tootsies again, the Nutmeg State joined the future for lonche with the approval of Medical Menudo (MM),  Adidas stepped in it big time with their slavery-themed sneakers […]

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Sheriff Joe arrests six-year-old girl suspected of leading cartel

by Santino J. Rivera June 19, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from SESAME STREET) On the same day that President Obama announced an immigration policy that will make it easier for young undocumented immigrants to remain in Los United Estates, Arizona’s numero uno douchebag, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, announced the arrest of a six-year-old girl suspected of leading the infamous Cártel de Elmo de Los […]

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Pocho Ocho other George and Shellie Zimmerman family secrets

by Especial Correspondents June 14, 2012 El Now
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The covert cash in their PayPal account they hid from the judge wasn’t the only George and Shellie Zimmerman Family Secret. POCHO espills the beans: 8. George and Shellie were married at a Ku Klux Klan Rally 7. George roomed with Mitt Romney at False Police Academy 6. The couple was once kicked out of […]

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