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Visit the Shrine of the Boob for Women’s History Month (video, photos)

by Lucida Grandé on March 6, 2017 in Cultura, Las Fotos, Video


They’re not Salma Hayek’s breasts, but slight, elegant Japanese tetas. They deserve a shrine of their own — a boob shrine.

Located in Soja City, in Japan’s Okayama Prefecture, Karube Shrine is dedicated to Chichigamisama, the Goddess of Breasts. [Mas…]

Fall in love with @Buttronica: ‘Mija Weekly Valentine’ (video oldie)

by Comic Saenz on February 12, 2016 in Cultura, Video


Experience Valentine’s Day with Elise Valderrama (AKA @Buttronica on the Twitter) in this 2013 episode of Mija Weekly! Fall in love all over again with drones, skimpy outfits, GOP immigrant-haters and learn the true meaning of Valentine’s Day. And, says Elise, try not to go into a diabetic coma.

Classic @Buttronica: ‘Mija Weekly Valentine’ (video)

by Comic Saenz on February 12, 2015 in Cultura, Video


Experience Valentine’s Day with Elise Roedenbeck (AKA @Buttronica on the Twitter) in this 2013 episode of Mija Weekly! Fall in love all over again with drones, skimpy outfits, GOP immigrant-haters and learn the true meaning of Valentine’s Day. And, says Elise, try not to go into a diabetic coma.

Mexican TV’s Sandra Corcuera stays cool after live ‘nip slip’ (video)

by Verdana Bold on June 2, 2014 in Cultura, Video


Gravity happens, and Sandra Corcuera is totally cool with that.

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Women’s History Month: The Shrine of the Boob (video, photos)

by Andalé Mono on March 20, 2014 in Cultura, Las Fotos, Video


They’re not Salma Hayek’s breasts, but slight, elegant Japanese tetas. They deserve a shrine of their own — a boob shrine.

Located in Soja City, in Japan’s Okayama Prefecture, Karube Shrine is dedicated to Chichigamisama, the Goddess of Breasts. [Mas…]

Classic Elise @Buttronica Roedenbeck: ‘Mija Weekly Valentine’ (video)

by Comic Saenz on February 14, 2014 in Cultura, Video


It’s Valentine’s Day with Elise Roedenbeck (AKA @Buttronica on the Twitter) in this 2013 episode of Mija Weekly! Fall in love all over again with drones, skimpy outfits, GOP immigrant-haters and learn the true meaning of Valentine’s Day. And, says Elise, try not to go into a diabetic coma.

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Ñewsweek: Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘Mija Weekly’ 02.11.13 (video)

by Elise Valderrama February 11, 2013 El Now
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It’s Valentine’s Day on Mija Weekly! Fall in love with drones, skimpy outfits, and learn the true meaning of Valentine’s Day. Try not to go into a diabetic coma.

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Ladies: Get men to look you in the eyes with new ‘Tittaes’ (video)

by DEAR BLABBY January 18, 2013 Cultura
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God gave us chi-chis and we’re thankful for that, but really, guys, how hard is it for you to look us in the eyes instead of staring at our breasts? Am I right, girls? Wait — there’s an app for that. Marion Cotillard introduces Tittaes. They’re from France! RELATED: UNESCO adds Salma Hayek’s breasts to […]

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Ñewsweek: LOST GOV Jan Brewja, boobs, San Diego billboard

by Comic Saenz December 9, 2012 El Now
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When Jan Brewja, governor of the Hate State of Arizona (photo,right), officially announced her absence from the jurisdiction, concerned Americans began a desperate search for LOST GOV, posting flyers on telephone polls and all over the Internets. Her mysterious disappearance almost overshadowed the shocking revelation of Iowa’s Brian Peterson, who finally had to come to […]

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Realization: Man watches telenovelas for boobs, not to learn Spanish

by María Purísima December 4, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from IOWA CITY) Brian Peterson said he started out last Friday night like any other night — catching up on his favorite telenovela so he could improve his Spanish language skills. But this episode of El Amor No Muere was different. “After three months of pretending like they could be just friends, Gabriela […]

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BFFs Mitt, Darryl visit Latino sites for Hispanic Heritage Month (photos)

by Especial Correspondents October 3, 2012 El Now
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They hooked up Tuesday when the candidate visited a Denver-area Chipotle. Then GOP presidential candidate and Latino-lover Mitt Romney and new BFF Darryl went on a bromance tour of other important Latino institutions to mark Hispanic Heritage Month, as seen in this photo of their visit to Sophia Vergara’s breasts. (She recently described her chi-chis […]

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Perspective: UN adds Salma Hayek’s breasts to world heritage list

by María Purísima August 23, 2012 Cultura
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[Editor’s Note: With all the attention Salma Hayek’s been getting about pride in her Mexican heritage or lack thereof, POCHO wants to put things in perspective. This story first appeared on June 4.] (PNS reporting from GENEVA) The U.N.’s Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) has added Salma Hayek’s breasts to the official list of the […]

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PochoCast #5: Alcaraz y Madrigal on face-chewing and boobs (NSFW)

by EDUARDO BURRO June 11, 2012 Audio
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POCHO primos Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz and Migrant Editor Al Madrigal chop, channel and lower the ñews: Miami munchies and Canadian cannibals Salma Hayek’s boob optimization POCHO web traffic Wisconsin recall Organized labor Lalo’s copyright trouble on Facebook These kids today — Produced by Jefe de Creative Marcelo Ziperovich. (NSFW language.)

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UNESCO adds Salma Hayek’s breasts to world heritage list

by María Purísima June 4, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from GENEVA) The U.N.’s Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) has added Salma Hayek’s breasts to the official list of the world’s greatest cultural assets. Joining the Pyramids in Egypt, the Eiffel Tower in France, the Taj Mahal in India and the Great Wall of China, the Mexican-American actresses’ ample bosom is now acclaimed […]

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Dear Abuelita: Gay for a day, my 34C boobs, a career in modeling

by Dear Abuelita May 2, 2012 Cultura
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Dear Abuelita, I wear a 34C bra. My boyfriend is always scoping out girls with bigger boobs. Should I get implants? Titi Caca Dear Titi Caca, Here’s what you need to do: Tell your boyfriend to look in the mirror the next time he wants to see a big boob then dump the pendejo. As […]

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The Math4Men™ formula: BOOBS+BUTT–WAIST=♥ (I think)

by Sara Inés Calderón January 4, 2012 Cultura
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A girl can never win. When I was in seventh grade, I was derided for being flat-chested. When I was in college I was derided for having ample junk in the trunk. As a 20-something I was felt self-conscious because I didn’t have thin legs. It turns out, depending on who you ask, this is […]

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