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Brazil sex workers learn English to prep for World Cup (NSFW video)

by MY LLORONA June 10, 2014 Cultura
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The Association of Prostitutes of Minas Gerais is teaching English to sex workers to help them deal with foreign customers. The state will host a match between Costa Rica and England and expects horny hordes of visiting futbol fans. Monday’s class, run by Igor Fuchs, was the last before today’s formal start of the games […]

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Odd Couple Brazil: He’s 5’3″, she’s 6’6″ – because love (video)

by ROD ESTERLING May 8, 2014 Cultura
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Francinaldo da Silva, 23, is 1.6 meters tall (5’3″) and Elisany da Cruz Silva, 18, is 2 meters tall (6’6″) but the height discrepancy is no impediment to true love, at least according to this Chinese video about the newly-engaged Brazilian couple with English and Chinese captions narrated by a posh (Australian?) announcer. Our assessment: […]

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Brazil pot protestors fly a giant doobie (video)

by CHICHI CHONG April 29, 2014 El Now
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Marchers hit the streets in 20 Brazilian cities Saturday with the goal of legalizing weed and ending the War on Drugs. In Sao Paolo, protestors flew a large papier maché marijuana spliff over the crowd of roughly 8,000. The chelovek who uploaded this video broke all the shots down, in case you have probs with […]

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In Brazil, they’re twerking at the car wash, baby (video)

by Barney Asada April 10, 2014 Cultura
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You might not ever get rich, but let me tell you it’s better than digging a ditch. There ain’t no telling who you might meet, a moviestar or maybe even an Indian chief. Working at the car wash. PREVIOUSLY ON TWERKING:

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Brazil team preps for next Winter Olympics (video)

by Moctezuma Cortés March 6, 2014 Cultura
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While the rest of the world focuses on Carnaval in Brazil, and the upcoming World Cup, dedicated Brazilian athletes have begun training for the next Winter Games.

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So you think you can samba: Brazil Carnival Queen 2014 (video)

by RAULA ABDUL March 4, 2014 Cultura
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Her name is Leticia Guimarães, Reina del Carnaval. PREVIOUSLY ON MARDI GRAS:

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Damn werewolves! Brazilian city sets 9PM curfew (video)

by ROD ESTERLING March 4, 2014 El Now
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The Brazilian city of Sao Goncalo dos Campos, in the Metropolitan Region of Feira de Santana, set 9 PM curfew last month. Damn werewolves. Skeptophilia writes: Even the government officials are taking it seriously. Apparently, for the last two weeks there’s been a curfew in the town; no one is to be outside after 9 […]

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Rio de Janeiro: Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening, me

by Moctezuma Cortés January 20, 2014 El Now
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A lightning bolt broke a finger off the right hand of the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro last week. Gizmodo reports:

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They told Stevie Wonder he was in Brazil (video)

by MOON GUAC December 17, 2013 Cultura
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The Girl from Ipanema is watching Stevie Wonder.

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Was Brazil’s Antônio Villas Boas the first UFO abductee? (video)

by ROD ESTERLING December 4, 2013 Cultura
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Antônio Villas Boas reported that the space aliens kidnapped him from a field he was plowing, brought him aboard their UFO/OVNI, stripped him naked and then a female ET raped him. In 1957, this made him a pioneer — way before the Betty and Barney Hill were abducted in New England in 1961. NPR reports: […]

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WTF? Brazil gets two ‘crop circles’ in one day (video)

by ROD ESTERLING November 19, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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What the heck is going on in Brazil? Two crop circles in one day? Open Minds TV reports: Two crop circles have appeared near the town of Ipuaçu in the state of Santa Catarina, Brazil. Local UFO researchers are convinced they are not man-made and have put up a $20,000 reward for anyone who can […]

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In Brazil, truckers try to ‘Break the Wing (Quebra de Asa)’ [video]

by Soy Capitan November 15, 2013 Cultura
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This is what we learned on the Internet yesterday: In Brazil (they call it Brasil), tractor trailer drivers make their trucks dance, dance so hard that they break the wing. Peep this compilation of some of the wildest examples — As Quebra de Asa Mais Bruta — to see what we mean.

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Welcome to World Cup 2014 – with ♡ from Anonymous Brasil (video)

by Moctezuma Cortés November 4, 2013 El Now
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Riots in Rio continue as the country prepares for the World Cup next year. Self-appointed “hacktivist” group Anonymous Brasil has its own spin on events.

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In Brazil, they call him ‘The Chicken Whisperer’ (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN September 12, 2013 Cultura
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The chickens like this guy because he’s telling them (singing in Portuguese, of course) that the lion sleeps tonight, and it’s safe to come out and party. Hell, we don’t speak Portuguese. Maybe he’s singing in Chickenese. Wimoweh, baby — tastes like chicken. PREVIOUSLY IN WHISPERERS:

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Got gas? Need a watermelon? In Brazil, they deliver! (video)

by Verdana Bold August 27, 2013 Cultura
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This Brazilian guy exhibits mad bike skillz AND overall excellence in applied equilibrium.

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What is it? Brazil cyclists capture shiny UFO on video

by ROD ESTERLING August 20, 2013 El Now
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An unidentified flying object has been photographed over the Serra do Gado Bravo in Brazil by two cyclists, according to England’s Alien Disclosure Group: Witnesses Raimundo Swimming and Igor Geovani managed to take some photos of the mystery object before it shot away at high speed. According to Swimming and Geovani, the shiny oval-shaped UFO […]

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Brazilian demonstrator provides live music for riot squad (videos)

by HANS CHOLO July 8, 2013 Cultura
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When the riot squad (GATE/SWAT) went to break up a June 26 demonstration in Belo Horizonte, Brazil, one sax player provided them with live musical accompaniment, The Imperial March aka Darth Vader’s theme from Star Wars. Here’s the original soundtrack version by John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra:

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In Brazil, this is how they roll — tractor tire style (video)

by BETO EINSTEIN June 19, 2013 Cultura
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A huge rolling tractor tire gathers no moss, especially if you and a buddy are curled up inside going downhill. Kids, don’t do this at home without a safety helmet and a chase truck. Also, please remember Brazil is in the Southern Hemisphere, where everything is upside down and bass-ackwards. If you try this in […]

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Luiz Antonio: A argumentação para não comer polvo (video)

by EDUARDO BURRO June 14, 2013 Cultura
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From Brazil: Young Luiz Antonio asks Mom about the octopus (polvo) they’re having for lunch: Is an octopus an animal? Where is his head? Why did he have to die? Is a chicken an animal? A cow? I don’t want them to die. Why are you crying, Mommy? RELATED: Criança de 2 anos canta ‘Don’t […]

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Criança de 2 anos canta ‘Don’t Let Me Down,’ dos Beatles (video)

by JUAN LENIN June 3, 2013 Cultura
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This two-year-old Brazilian kid rocks the classic Don’t Let Me Down dos Beatles. Thanks to Gabacho Borracho for the link!

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When goats attack, it’s no laughing matter! Well, actually… (video)

by Lucida Grandé May 31, 2013 Cultura
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As you can see from this video, these goats seem to have something against people. Is that Portuguese they’re speaking?

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Call me ‘Mr. Balls’ — I’m Brazil’s testicular cancer mascot (photos)

by Soy Capitan May 9, 2013 Cultura
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“Really big testicles.” Where have we heard that lately? Oh, yes the songified stylings of Cleveland’s Charles Ramsey, describing his neighbor the alleged kidnapper. But have we SEEN really big testicles? No, we have not, until the Internet angels brought us these photos of Senhor Testiculo, who is the mascot of the AAPEC Brazilian cancer […]

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Amazon dinosaur hunt? What else could these pictographs be? (video)

by OCAM RAZOR May 18, 2012 Cultura
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ZOMG! Do these 5000-year-old pictographs show men chasing and spearing a sauropod dinosaur, ages after the giant reptiles’ alleged extinction? Does this mean the Biblical creation story is right and science is wrong? In this new Amazon rainforest video, Canadian “creationist” Vance Nelson is very impressed by a “secular” expert’s testimony, but he can’t get […]

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