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Remember that time in 2007 when a witch flew low and slow over Monterrey? Realidad o fición? [Mas…]


Witches and sorcerers and brujas oh my gathered for Ritos, Ceremonias y Artesanias (Magical Rituals, Ceremonies and Handicrafts) at Lake Catemaco in Veracruz, Mexico early Saturday morning.

spellonyouJarina De Marco reinvents Screamin’ Jay Hawkins’ I Put A Spell On You, santeria style, in Spanglish. [NSFW language.] [Mas…]

Britain’s Daily Mail has the breathless bulletpoints:

Three American friends hospitalised after becoming ‘possessed’ following Ouija board game in Mexican village

  • Alexandra Huerta, 22, reportedly playing with Ouija board in Mexican village
  • Joined by her brother Sergio, 23, and 18-year-old cousin Fernando Cuevas
  • But minutes into game, trio apparently started acting in a ‘trance-like state’ [Mas…]

justbrewerbigArizona Governor Jan Brewer won’t run again, she announced Wednesday, but said her retirement as governor won’t put an end to her dreams.

“A mule is an animal with long funny ears,” she told an audience at a school in Glendale, AZ,  “she kicks up at anything she hears. Her back is brawny and her brain is weak, she’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak. So when I walk out of this school, I’ll still remain a stupid mule.”

There are Pocho Ocho items on her bucket list, Brewja said:

8. Realize her dream of starting a clothing optional retreat with Sheriff Joe Arpaio

7. Spend more time with her coven

6. Convince George Lucas to cast her as Evil Yoda in the next Star Wars movie [Mas…]

Jarina De Marco reinvents Screamin’ Jay Hawkins’ I Put A Spell On You, santeria style, in Spanglish. [NSFW language, F-bomb.]

Contrast and compare with the original Screamin’ Jay version: [Mas…]

NBA Finals spur santeria vs. brujeria heat between fans

by Victor Payan June 20, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from SAN ANTONIO) While tempers are running hot in anticipation of tonight’s Game 7 of the NBA Finals between the San Antonio Spurs and the Miami Heat, nowhere is this more disturbing than in a war of sorts that has broken out between San Antonio brujas and the Miami santeria community. The stakes […]

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Breaking: Jan Brewer signs bill banning Chechen Studies

by Lalo Alcaraz April 23, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from ARIZONA) Gov. Jan Brewer has signed into law a bill banning the state’s schools from teaching Chechen Studies classes, defined as history, anthropology and literature courses designed to teach the stories, histories, struggles and triumphs of the Chechen people through their own unique perspectives. The bill (HB2013) passed by the Legislature states […]

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Now showing: ‘The Arizona Chainsaw Massacre’ (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA February 20, 2013 Cartoons
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Ñewsweek: LOST GOV Jan Brewja, boobs, San Diego billboard

by Comic Saenz December 9, 2012 El Now
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When Jan Brewja, governor of the Hate State of Arizona (photo,right), officially announced her absence from the jurisdiction, concerned Americans began a desperate search for LOST GOV, posting flyers on telephone polls and all over the Internets. Her mysterious disappearance almost overshadowed the shocking revelation of Iowa’s Brian Peterson, who finally had to come to […]

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Gov. Jan Brewer and Arizona’s asinus aspirations aplenty

by Mauricio 'Mo' Hernandez, Esq. December 7, 2012 El Now
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Despite the clamoring of dozens of its citizens, officials recently turned back the equus asinus aspirations of a donkey as candidate for a seat in the Ecuadorean National Assembly. Regrettably, the canny citizens of Guayaquil, Ecuador were denied their electoral ends — to register a donkey aptly named “Mr. Donkey” to run for the national […]

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Have you seen her? Search for LOST GOV takes it to the streets (photo)*

by Especial Correspondents December 5, 2012 El Now
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Concerned Americans across this great nation covered telephone poles with flyers today as the search for missing Gov. Jan Brewer (R-AZ) galvanized the citizenry. Have you seen a flyer in your neighborhood? Have you spotted Brewer? Email a photo to info@pocho.com and we’ll get it online ASAP. Need a flyer to print and post yourself? […]

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AZ Gov. Jan Brewja OKs curbs on undocumented youth, apples, twigs

by Lalo Alcaraz August 16, 2012 El Now
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Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (photo, right) has signed an executive order directing state agencies to deny driver’s licenses and other public benefits to young undocumented immigrants who obtain work authorizations under the new Obama administration Deferred Action program. She also signed executive orders dealing with undocumented children and other matters: Undocumented farmworker children may not […]

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Dear AZ Gov. Jan Brewer: MR. POCHO has a message for you (toon)

by Comic Saenz August 16, 2012 Cartoons
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