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As near as we can tell from this minute-long video, Super Burrito is coming soon to Rockaway Beach, Queens, on the south shore of Lon Gisland.

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The other day mijo say he gwanted a burrito for breakfast.

“OK,” I say, and I start to look for my refry beans.

“No,” mijo say. That is the burrito you make me gwhen I was little.”

“Ju don’t like it?” I say.

“I gwant somesing more like for a man.”

“A man?”

“Ju know, a man that goes to gwork and he has a burrito wrapped in aluminio.” (That’s aluminum foil for ju pochos). [Mas…]


Skip the drama of dining disasters with the new Outdoor Research Burrito Buddy™, featuring the patented Burrito Heat-O Technology for both infinitely hot Mexican goodness and fingertip burn prevention.

The Burrito Buddy’s sturdy, carnage-proof construction prevents lunchtime leakage or breakage, and a convenient food fastener plays it safe with a zippered closure. Plus, the Burrito Buddy™ is enveloped by a gentle swaddling design that protects your meal with some good old-fashioned TLC. Save your sweat for the salsa – your burrito is in good hands.


The Mega California Burrito from Sabor Taqueria y Mariscos in Oxnard, Califas, is made with “three large tortillas, generous portions of carne asada, beans, fries, grilled peppers, cheese, sour cream, guacamole and red sauce.” $25 feeds the whole family! Come for the burritos and stay for the micheladas. Or vice versa.

Why is it a “California burrito? It’s the San Diego-style fries inside.


How to Roll a Burrito by Adam Blufarb cleverly demonstrates how to prepare and roll a burrito in just a few simple steps.


The video’s creators call Bacon-Wrapped Breakfast Burrito “food porn”. Mmmm! Porn for breakfast! On the other hand, shouldn’t this be called a chimichanga?

POCHO HISTORY 101: The invention of sour cream (toon)

by JAKE LIKES ONIONS October 24, 2016 Cartoons
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More great toons from Jake Likes Onions here!

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Curried coconut, peppers, eggs, beans, rice y cheese breakfast burrito?

by Barney Asada September 30, 2016 Cultura
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It’s got guacamole (or avocado), cilantro, garlic, black beans, queso, huevos, cebollas,and jalapeños — so far so good — and curry spice powder and coconut milk. Can they live in perfect harmony in this big-ass breakfast burrito? Chef John Manini is at the grill.

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Google tests drone delivery of burritos at Virginia Tech (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN September 14, 2016 Cultura
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The future arrived in Blacksburg, Virginia, Monday as Google tested its small-package drone delivery system, lowering Chipotle Mexican Grill burritos in boxes to clipboard-carrying engineers on the Virginia Tech campus. The #GoogleDronesOnEveryCorner test flight program appeared successful, making ten uneventful drops. The Roanoke Times reports:

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Too manly for Sleepytime® Tea? Try the Sleepytime® Burrito! (video)

by Barney Asada August 24, 2016 Cultura
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Yo, dude. Yes, you, Mr. Hard-Working Macho Guy! Have trouble getting to sleep after a hard day in the coal mines? None of that Sleepytime® tea for you. You’re not a professor or a poet. You need a real man’s sleep aid — the new Sleepytime® Burrito.

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La Cucaracha: Another July 4, another all-American cookout (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 5, 2016 Cartoons
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TORTILLA TOWEL: You know you want it, you know you need it (video)

by Verdana Bold July 5, 2016 Cultura
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When getting wrapped up in a soft and fluffy, warm from the dryer tortilla is your ComidaCosPlay character, you know you want it, you know you need it, the Tortilla Towel! The only question is — corn or wheat?

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Ordinary guy microwaves a burrito and then THIS happens! (video)

by RICK PAYLESS May 12, 2016 Cultura
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Video creator Glen Hunt was just an ordinary guy, microwaving an ordinary burrito (don’t judge) and then THIS happened.

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In San Diego, burritos include fries and tacos come with poetry (video)

by Moctezuma Cortés April 1, 2016 Cultura
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In San Diego, where the “California Burrito” has fries inside, the taco shops have poetry, thanks to the

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Japanese students in San Diego try a ‘sushirrito’ (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN March 24, 2016 Cultura
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When Japanese students at the Q International School in San Diego tried an unlikely All-American Mashup, a “sushirrito,” they were surprised. At first, they noted, the colors weren’t right, there was no mustard and it lacked ketchup and hamburger. On the other hand, nom nom nom! We weren’t surprised. In SD, burritos have explored new […]

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POCHO is proud to present the very best burrito recipe video ever

by JEFE BOYARDEE February 25, 2016 Cultura
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Making a Burrito For One is a video by Sean Ye, who, as far as we know, is not related to Kan Ye.

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Saddest song ever! Lalo Guerrero sings “There’s No Tortillas” (video)

by Soy Capitan February 9, 2016 Cultura
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The great Lalo Guerrero can hardly sing for all the weeping as he performs There’s No Tortillas. And who can blame him? Here’s our favorite (non parody) Lalo Guerrero song — he calls it a “boogie woogie jitterbug”:

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San Diego Represents! ‘We invented the California Burrito’ (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN January 22, 2016 Cultura
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In San Diego, your basic carne asada burrito comes with French fries inside. They call it a “California Burrito,” because that’s how they roll. PREVIOUSLY ON BURRITOS WITH FRIES:

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New L.A. restaurant promises taco delivery by drone (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN January 14, 2016 Cultura
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TacoFix, a new family Mexican restaurant that opened just yesterday (Wednesday) in L.A.’s Highland Park neighborhood, promises they’ll soon be delivering tacos by drone. Watch this proof-of-concept video where a drone makes a delivery to a customer — a hungry guy who just happens to live at 420 Someplace Street. God Bless America. PREVIOUSLY ON […]

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British Wahaca taco lady gets a gigantic maiz mural (video)

by HABLO PICASSO November 20, 2015 Cultura
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Thomasina “Tommi” Miers, the British lady behind the Wahaca Mexican restaurant chain, is opening a new store in Manchester, England. Miers commissioned Mexico D.F. artist Le Super Demon to paint a gigantic mural based on the myths of the Maya, especially maiz. PREVIOUSLY ON WAHACA:

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Digital burritos just $18.99 @ Amazon! Free shipping tambien! (photos)

by Barney Asada November 13, 2015 Cultura

If you’ve been looking for the perfect high-tech gift for your high-tech friend, your search is over. For a buck under $20, Amazon will ship a multi-burrito-colored Digital Burrito to your door. What the heck, you may ask. A satisfied Amazon customer has your answer: Anyone who sees this in class thinks I have an […]

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How to make a breakfast burrito in one easy GIF

by JEFE BOYARDEE September 28, 2015 Cultura
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The recipe is at ChowHound. Thanks for the GIF, too!

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Burque bummer when burrito-loving busdriver’s bus goes BOOM (video)

by Barney Asada September 21, 2015 El Now
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Burrito-eating Albuquerque municipal busdriver Jeremy Perea apparently picked a bad moment to take his eyes off the road – traffic in front of his vehicle had come to a halt. KOP 4 Eyewitness News reports:

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Google’s ‘Translate’ is magic! «Перевести» = магия! (video)

by Lucida Grandé September 18, 2015 Cultura
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You won’t believe your eyes!

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