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Always sort your beans and discard foreign objects (photo)

by Comic Saenz April 23, 2015 Cartoons
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Heavy Rain to Hit Houston, Texas, Thursday, January 22, 2015 (video)

by Lucida Grandé January 21, 2015 Cultura
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Here’s Thursday’s weather forecast for Houston, Texas, via Nova Scotia, Canadia, provided by Internetz Weather Expert FRANKIE: Heavy Rain is on its way for Houston Texas on Thursday January 22, 2015 and it will bring 30+ mm of rain and the Heaviest Rain will be in Southeastern Texas Including Houston and Galveston and the Center […]

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La MIGRA uses drones to patrol 50% of the Mexico border (video)

by Lucida Grandé November 14, 2014 El Now
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Nearly half the US-Mexican border is now patrolled by Border Patrol Predator B2 drones, according to the Associated Press, and the government plans to expand the strategy to the Canadian border.

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Mexico’s Olympic Curling Team needs your help (video)

by Especial Correspondents September 24, 2014 Cultura
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The Mexican Curling Team that will be going for gold at the Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang 2018 is training hard. Your modest cash contribution can help these brave young vatos as they go to SWEEP THE GOLD! How did they get started with this less-than-mainstream sport? Consuela, of course:

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Winnipeg’s Mariachi Ghost ‘La Llorona’ is a cappella amazing (video)

by QUESO QUESEM September 23, 2014 Cultura
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Ih the glorious echo-ey Millennium Centre in downtown Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canuckia, the a cappella harmonies of The Mariachi Ghost almost bring the weeping, legendary La LLorona to life. PREVIOUSLY ON LA LLORONA:

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The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: ‘Malcolm Gladwell’ (video)

by Lucida Grandé September 17, 2014 Cultura
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ZOMG, just in time! Us idiots have been trying to understand the appeal of sweet-tongued Canuckian bullshitter Malcolm Gladwell with the ‘fro and the dimples. Turns out he appeals to people who think he knows what he’s talking about and agree with him, the Smart People in this video. PREVIOUSLY ON IDIOT’S GUIDE:

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Canadian NDN group Drezus is on the ‘Warpath’ (music video)

by Moctezuma Cortés August 12, 2014 Cultura
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First Nation band Drezus is on the Warpath in this single from their new album Indian Summer. “When it all goes bad,” they ask, “who’s gonna ride with me?” PREVIOUSLY ON NATIVES:

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Chicano anti-war activist found in Canada after 44 years

by Malcolm Mex July 1, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from MONTREAL) A Los Angeles man who had not been heard from since he fled to Canada in 1970 to avoid the Vietnam War draft has been found in Montreal, according to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. When Albert “Sleepy” Dominguez missed the 1970 Chicano Moratorium in Los Angeles, noone knew he had […]

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MexiCanada: Montreal mayor fights poutine burritos – ‘pou-tos’

by Malcolm Mex June 23, 2014 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from MONTREAL, QUEBEC) Authorities here are scrambling to halt the spread of a Mexicanized version of poutine, Canada’s beloved national dish of French fries covered with gravy and cheese. The increasingly-popular poutine burrito, known as a “pou-to” or “poutito” (photo, above) has already swept through Montreal, and officials fear “pou-tos” will cross the Quebec provincial […]

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La Cucaracha: Canada’s growing middle class (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz May 15, 2014 Cartoons
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Sen. Ted Cruz hates avocados (allegedly) and Pocho Ocho other things

by Comic Saenz March 21, 2014 El Now
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Tea Partier Ted Cruz, the Canadian United States Senator (R-TX), hates avocados, the fruit of a tree native to Mexico and Central America, classified in the flowering plant family Lauraceae along with cinnamon, camphor and bay laurel. We just learned from a blog post that this Canuckian “public servant” allegedly confessed his shameful prejudice in […]

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La Cucaracha: New! The Justin Bieber *Undeportable* Mask

by Lalo Alcaraz March 3, 2014 Cartoons
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Pocho Ocho reasons Sen. Ted Cruz is still a Canadian citizen

by Comic Saenz January 6, 2014 El Now
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Despite promises, 2013 Pendejo of the Year Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) has not relinquished his Canadian citizenship. Here are the Pocho Ocho reasons why:

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Shocking live video: ICE busts motorist for ‘Driving While Canadian’

by EDUARDO BURRO January 2, 2014 Cultura
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They’re on guard all across Los Angeles — the dedicated officers of L.A. Illegal Canadian Enforcement (LA-ICE) — keeping us safe from the border-crashing Canuckians hordes of the Great White North. In this episode, the LA-ICE team investigates a motorist suspected of Driving While Canadian. PREVIOUSLY ON CANADIA:

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Send Satan back to Hell with Exorcista ’81 — from Canada! (photo)

by Soy Capitan December 9, 2013 Cultura
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Get rid of the Satanic Pac Man in your feet with this ugly new shoe collection from a Wonder Woman-looking ɆxøɍȼɨsŧȺ — blue energy dots and pea soup vomit not included. Not to mention Canada. Actually, we have no idea what this old advertisement is about. Do you?

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Sen. Ted Cruz explained in one handy Venn diagram (toon)

by JIMWICH September 25, 2013 Cartoons
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The GOP’s Sen. Ted Cruz reveals he is a ‘proud Kenyadian’

by Lalo Alcaraz August 20, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from DALLAS) Like Barack Obama before him, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) is fighting doubts he is really a “natural born citizen” of the United States, a question he must settle before he runs for president. “I am a proud Kenyadian,” the beaming senator told reporters here this morning as he displayed a copy […]

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Flash: Worker slips into Canada, becomes first NAFTA mojado

by EresNerd June 3, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from CANADIA) David Pérez became the first NAFTA mojado when he crossed illegally into Canadia Saturday. The undocumented worker from Jalpa, Zacatecas first crossed the Rio Grande into the United States near San Elizario, TX, 10 years ago seeking employment in El Norte. After working in El Paso for a year doing construction, […]

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Canadian astronaut makes peanut butter and honey burrito (video)

by SIX OF NINE February 21, 2013 Cultura
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When you have no gravity but want a sammich on the International Space Station, what’s a hungry astronaut to do?  Canuckian spaceman Chris Hadfield makes outer space burritos with peanut butter and honey. WAIT! WE HAVE ANOTHER SPACE BURRITO VIDEO:

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Al Madrigal exposes crafty Cancuckian plans to bridge Detroit (video)

by Comic Saenz January 10, 2013 El Now
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The patriots of the Motor City aren’t fooled by Canadia’s plans to pay for a new international bridge to replace the aging Ambassador Bridge to Windsor, Ontario. The Daily Show‘s Jon Stewart sent Al Madrigal to Detroit (and Canadia!) to find out why soccer moms, Tea Partiers and the Black Panthers are all opposed to […]

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Guacamelee: Your future interdimensional Canadian luchador hero

by Victor Payan September 25, 2012 Cultura
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POCHO has seen the future of downloadable interdimensional Canadian lucha libre videogames, and its name is Guacamelee! Just tell us what dimension we need to go to and what border we need to cross, and we will do it! Until Canuckian gamesters Drinkbox Studios release this title, we are on permanent Guacamelee watch!

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Ñewsweek: POCHO vs Drudge, DREAMERS, bienvenue à Mexicanada

by Comic Saenz June 17, 2012 El Now
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Wassup in Pochostan this week, you ask? President Obama’s groundbreaking executive order halting the deportation of innocent kids brought cheers and hateful feedback from the right wing mediocracy, more Mexicans are bypassing the U.S. and heading to Canadia and a mathematician proved Chicanos have only one degree of separation. The most popular POCHO stories that […]

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More Mexicans bypassing U.S. for friendly neighbor to the north

by Victor Payan June 12, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from OTTAWA) A recent study from the Canadian Undocumented Labor Office here (CULO) reveals more and more undocumented immigrants are bypassing Los United Estates, preferring to seek a better life in Canadia. Analysts say this could have major consequences for the U.S. economy, agriculture, Republican scapegoating and the sales of leaf blowers. A TIME […]

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The O.C. featuring Baby.K: ‘Somos Locos’ (NSFW music video)

by HIP HOP HUMANOIDS April 26, 2012 Cultura
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What if the Insane Clown Posse moved to French Canadia and made a Spanglish hip-hop video in an insane asylum? Mira! This crazy video by The O.C. comes from the Montreal Hip-Hop en Español scene. The O.C.is a duo made up of MCs Chele and One from Heavy Soundz and featuring many members of the […]

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