chancla


Sure, he’s a masked, knife-wielding serial killer. But she’s a Latina mom with a chancla. AAAIIIEE!

PREVIOUSLY IN ANCIENT TENOCHTITLAN: [Mas…]

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Making good on their threat to release a new song every week, So Cal homies Manic Hispanic ask you to consider this ode to Mexican moms everywhere: Chankla Abuser. [Barely audible F-bomb.]

Confused? ¡Mira los lyrics!: [Mas…]


Vatos Chuy and Smiley made up a Christmas wish list, but they’re checking it twice!

PREVIOUSLY ON NIKE CORTEZ: [Mas…]


Vatos Chuy and Smiley made up a Christmas wish list, but they’re checking it twice!

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Capone – the ‘Gangster of Comedy’ – loves Latino churches (video)

by PADRE BETO SARDUCCI January 28, 2016 Cultura
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Capone – aka Derrick Lee the Gangster of Comedy – loves Latino churches, and it sounds like he knows what he’s talking about! 😉 PREVIOUSLY ON LATINO CHURCHES (ACCORDING TO BORDERTOWN ON FOX):

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Pope visits a (non-Catholic) megachurch in ‘Bordertown’ [video]

by Comic Saenz December 14, 2015 Cartoons
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First BORDERTOWN Clip! “The Pope Visits the Mexifornia MegaChurch” Bordertown premieres January 3, 930 pm on Fox. We’re all going to hell! Posted by Lalo Alcaraz on Monday, December 14, 2015 …. If the Facebook ^^^^ video won’t play, try this [it may take a minute to load]:

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OMG! Run! It’s the Gato Chancla Monster! (animated GIF)

by Bronco del Camino September 16, 2015 Cartoons
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Brazil’s Got Talent: Menina sings Alicia Keys’ ‘Girl On Fire’ (video)

by Soy Capitan November 5, 2014 Cultura
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The Alicia Keys hit Girl on Fire would be perfect for an online video selfie, this Brazilian menina (girl) thought. Her mom? Not so much.

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Feds make Sheriff Joe return military gear; he has Plan B

by Especial Correspondents September 19, 2014 Pocho Ñews Service
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(PNS reporting from ARIZONA) Racist Sheriff Joe Arpaio claims the Federal Government’s decision to reclaim “surplus” military gear (like tanks [photo] and M16 rifles) transferred to his department is no big deal since he has already procured new weapons to replace the full-auto rifles Uncle Sam wants back. “Hell no! We don’t need tanks and M16s for these illegals,” […]

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Cheap Chinese chanclas choke Chuy’s Choo Repair

by Comic Saenz July 25, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from CHICAGO) Chuy’s Choo Repair on Ashland has been fixing heels, stretching boots and giving new soles to tired oxfords since 1956, but owner Eddie Calderon doesn’t know how long he can keep his shop open. Calderon (photo, right), whose father opened the business when he returned to Chicago after the Korean War, […]

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La Cucaracha: It’s Summer’s SCARIEST movie! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz June 17, 2014 Cartoons
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No joke! Kid gets la chancla after pranking his mom (NSFW video)

by Soy Capitan February 20, 2014 Cultura
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Rico thinks it would be funny to turn on his web cam and tell his mother he got his girlfriend pregnant. Mom thinks Rico needs la chancla. [NSFW adult language.] PREVIOUSLY ON LA CHANCLA:

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Maria Conchita Alonso likes a Tea Party guy with cojones (video)

by Verdana Bold January 17, 2014 El Now
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Tea Partier Tim Donnelly wants to be the next governator of Califas, and that means he needs Latino votes. And who could be better to help with Mexican-Americans in Cali than Cuban-American actress Maria Conchita Alonso? Never mind about his hardline position on immigration. PREVIOUSLY ON STRANGE BEDFELLOWS:

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Hey Vato! What we really, really want for Christmas (video)

by EL SANTO CLAUS December 16, 2013 Cultura
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Vatos Chuy and Smiley made up a Christmas wish list, but they’re checking it twice! PREVIOUSLY ON NIKE CORTEZ:

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Pocho Ocho signs you grew up in a Mexican family/household

by Especial Correspondents December 5, 2013 Cultura
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Here is a listicle partially inspired by a mas longer listicle on BuzzFeed, because they are the listicle professionals, tu sabes. ¡Mira! The Pocho Ocho signs you grew up in a Mexican household/family: 8. Virgen de Guadalupe veladoras. 7. Your first introduction to dramatic acting was a telenovela. 6. You always wondered why gringos celebrated […]

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Breaking: TX boy, 9, slays Mexican boogeyman El Cucuy, 521

by EresNerd August 14, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from SEGUIN, TX) A nine-year-old boy killed El Cucuy Tuesday night. El Cucuy, AKA the Mexican Boogeyman, was pronounced dead at 10:30 PM at the Balli family residence here.  The legendary monster was said to be 521, with a birth date pegged in 1492. It was a more or less typical evening for the […]

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‘Maria la roach killer’ is very bad news for young Roachie (video)

by E. K. MAUS February 13, 2013 Cultura
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It’s a scary day for the Roach family that lives in the wall. Maria la Roach Killer, equipped with an industrial-strength chancla, is on an anti-bug mission — and impetuous young Roachie Roach won’t listen to warnings from his mom. [Video by Haldun Morgan.] MORE from Haldun Morgan:

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Ñewsweek: Latina’s lament, Jean Naté returns, video editor fired

by Comic Saenz December 30, 2012 El Now
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In East L.A., activist Vanessa “Coyolxauhqui” García had a sad and broke down crying at a community meeting right before the end of the year. Garcia was distraught at the gap between her aspirations and the sad state of the world. In the San Fernando Valley, adult video editor Roberto Mendoza faced an uncertain future […]

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Pocho Ocho ‘Hispanic Heritage’ items we want in the Smithsonian

by Especial Correspondents September 14, 2012 Cultura
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Are you buying a new dress, ladies, perhaps a chingon chapeau? Inviting the family over for a Sonoran hot dog party? After all, National Hispanic Heritage Month 2012 starts on Saturday. Your special month is brought to you by the good folks at Tio Sam Dot Gov, the same people who thought “Hispanic” made sense on […]

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Calmate, guey! Pocho Ocho things NEVER to say to Chicanos

by Especial Correspondents August 20, 2012 Cultura

8. Are you Puerto Rican? 7. Wow, you don’t even have an accent! 6. Huh? You don’t know how to make tamales?

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Pocho Ocho other things banned in Houston beside piñatas

by Especial Correspondents June 21, 2012 El Now
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In the suburbs of Houston – Harris County, TX – officials are reviewing a controversial policy that prohibits piñatas in certain county parks after Tony Diaz of Librotraficantes questioned the rule and signs that singled out piñatas: It’s mind-boggling. Why be so culturally specific? If you want to say ‘No littering,’ then say ‘No littering.’ But […]

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National organization revokes Zimmerman’s Latino credentials

by Trey Buchet March 30, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from LA FLORIDA) The Latino Alliance of Chicanos, Hispanics, Andeans, Nuyoricans, Central and Latin Americans (LACHANCLA) issued a statement today revoking the Latino credentials of alleged Trayvon Martin killer George Zimmerman. “The so-called Mr. Zimmerman’s behavior is totally un-Latino, and we have no choice but to revoke his Latinidad,” said LACHANCLA spokesman Shawn […]

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