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redneckMixing up 10 gallons of tequila, margarita mix and ice cubes is a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it! [Mas…]


We’ve all been there — how do you open the damn Doritos bag, anyhow? This kid has a new and stylish approach!

PREVIOUSLY ON ASIANS LOVE MEXICAN FOOD THEATRE: [Mas…]

Two modifications were found in chile DNA -- are they a clue to the 'intruder virus' creator?

(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON) The anti-import National Food Safety Workshop (NFSW) here claims a dangerous foreign food virus is infecting Caucasian-American digestive systems nationwide.

The comida cops say the virus is spread by manipulating the DNA of four foods native to Mexico — chiles, avocado, corn and agave.

“We’re calling it the CACA Virus,” says NFSW chief researcher Dr. Creflo Smith-Buster. “It’s something we had hoped we’d never see – a genetically-modified steaming turd of an illegal alien scientific conundrum on the pristine white floor of a American lab.” [Mas…]