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trumpyoggacroppedHOLA MIS PINCHES!

I had to speak up, because of this human hot cheeto el DONALD TROMP.

The REPUBLICAN PARTY is turning into one of those fiestas that go on past 3 am and ALL YOUR DRONK TIOS FIGHT and the CHOTA comes to arrest everybody. Pero at this fiesta, no one is arresting the one who ESTARTED ALL THE PEDO: DONALD TROMP.

He is the worst thing to happen to the Republican Fiesta since TED CRUZ Y MARCO RUBIO, the CUBAN BLUNDER TWINS!

TROMP is not the man to represent the GOP. GOP now stands for GET OUT PENDEJO! [Mas…]

(PNS reporting from LAS VEGAS) The very latest in High Aztech is on display at the fifth annual Cholo Electronics Show (CES) opening here today.

Generating the biggest buzz is the new “freemium” app Chologram™ from Oakland’s Firme Junior Systems.

The free at first Instagram challenger showcases La Vida Loca Lifestyle® image effects, including the one-tap application of teardrop tattoos to a facial image.

The premium version ($5.99) features one-tap removal of teardrop tattoos from a facial image. [Mas…]

sanchezwhoopDemocratic Congresswoman Loretta Sanchez, from Orange County, put her foot in her mouth on Saturday, and she used her hand to do it.

In a speech to Indian American Democrats, she whooped up an “American Indian war cry.”

She was confused, she told a group of Indian American at a party convention in Anaheim, about an upcoming meeting with an Indian American.

“I am going to his office,” she said, “thinking that I am going to meet with a” — then she put her hand over mouth and made the noise that is the stereotypical imitation of a American Indian war cry. “Right? … because he said Indian American.” [Mas…]

Ñewsweek: Japanese cholas, @MexicanMitt sings, DNC delirium

by Comic Saenz September 9, 2012 El Now
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Is brown the new black? That’s the question POCHO asked in a massively-popular photo essay that featured Japanese women who dress like cholas. They make ‘gang’ signs, they pose and they mad-dog the camera. Is this a good thing? Political coverage broke most of the ñews this week as just-released-from-Twitterham-jail @MexicanMitt Romney debuted a music video […]

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Bill Clinton’s Pocho Ocho best lines in his speech to the DNC

by REINCE IPSA LOCO September 6, 2012 El Now
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Former President Bill Clinton’s speech Wednesday to the Democratic Convention was long (48 minutes), complex and filled with facts and arithmetic — maybe too long and filled, although girth is as important as length according to the email we get here. As a public service, therefore, and sanitized for your protection, we present the Pocho […]

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Pocho Ocho top differences between Republicans and Democrats

by OKUN TRAIRE September 5, 2012 El Now
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What, you may axe, distinguishes the Republican and Democratic parties? Here’s our list of the the Pocho Ocho top differences: 8. GOP: Ted Nugent; Dems: Ted Nguyen 7. GOP: Hands off my guns; Dems: Hands off my vagina 6. GOP: “Boy the way Glenn Miller played”; Dems: “I’ll be there for you”

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When Clint Eastwood met the Chairman of the Board (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz September 4, 2012 Cartoons
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What happens in Tampa doesn’t stay in Tampa.

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Ñewsweek: Did the GOP send @MexicanMitt to Twitterham Jail?

by Comic Saenz September 2, 2012 El Now
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Could it be? Was Presidential future loser Mitt Romney’s campaign so upset with POCHO contributor MexicanMitt Romney‘s Twitter feed that they made the social networking company lock @MexicanMitt in Twitterham Jail just before their candidate’s speech to the GOP convention Thursday? Although @MexicanMitt’s simultaneous Twitter espeech to the RNC was smuggled out of Twitterham Jail and […]

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Did Romney’s (underpaid?) housekeeper show up in RNC video?

by AL ALONGO WATCHTOWER August 31, 2012 El Now
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Who is that woman washing dishes or doing laundry in the Romney family home? Colorlines writes: Before Mitt Romney was introduced at the Republican National Convention on a Thursday night viewers saw a 10-minute video created to humanize Romney. The video featured the Romney family inside their home several times but in one of the […]

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Pocho Ocho reasons God Almighty loves Republicans

by PAYAN DE SKYE August 29, 2012 El Now
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It’s no secret that God (photo, right) loves Republicans, even if you didn’t hear it over and over last night on TV. Here are the Pocho Ocho reasons why: 8. He banks offshore, too 7. Pat Robertson always blames His storms on liberals 6. Funny, you don’t look Jewish!

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Minority RNC seat-filler experience: Phew! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz August 29, 2012 Cartoons
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RNC Drinking Game: Turn lame to LOLs with Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila

by BEANO BERRITAS August 28, 2012 El Now
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Endless speeches, stupid roll calls and pointless posturing can make national political convention watching a boring exercise — that’s why you need to play games along with the pinche politicians. Mira! The Republican National Convention Drinking Game, sponsored by Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila. Keep your eyes on the screen, stay alert and react swiftly! Life is […]

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Pat Robertson: Tropical storm is God’s warning to Godless God-mockers

by JERRY MIRA August 27, 2012 Audio
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(PNS reporting from VIRGINIA) Rev. Pat Robertson told viewers of his 700 Club last night that Tropical Storm Isaac’s assault on the GOP National Convention in Florida is a warning to sinners. “You goddam shit-for-brains idiots better pay some goddam attention or our Lord and Savior is gonna whip your sorry asses,” Robertson said. “Do […]

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Tampa’s gay hookers ready for Republican Convention (NSFW video)

by MARY CONE August 23, 2012 El Now
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There’s going to be hot time in Tampa Bay next week when the GOP National Convention rolls into town. Republicans, who like to be seen as “job creators,” are expected to stimulate a long and thick boost in business for area gay prostitutes, and the hookers are looking forward to handling the hanging chads of […]

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You have been warned: The Jefe-in-Chief will be at Comic-Con (video)

by Comic Saenz July 12, 2012 Cartoons
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POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz is leaving Rancho Pocho in East Los to return his Olde Home Towne of San Diego this weekend for Comic-Con 2012. This video shows and tells how he plans to roll. Lalo’s site has the deets.

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Transcript: Mexican Mitt Romney’s speech to the NAACP

by Lalo Alcaraz July 11, 2012 El Now
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Mexican Mitt Romney just spoke to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People convention in Houston, TX and we have the transcript: —BEGIN TRANSCRIPT— Thank you, NAACP for the invitation to espeak here, and Bishop Graves for your introduction. Thanks also to President Ben Jealous and your weird last name. Good mornings, black […]

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