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If the medium is the message, these portraits of Donald Trump by NYC street artist Hanksy — shown at a street fair Saturday — communicated the message load and clear.

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toiletThe new DEUCE app is #1 when it comes to scheduling your #2s. [Mas…]

trejotortillaOld El Paso Stand ‘N’ Stuff Tortillas — shaped like oblong bowls — are tortillas for people who can’t manage the folding and/or rolling demanded by traditional tortilla applications. While we ❤️ Danny Trejo and can’t fault him for wanting to make an honest buck, we have to ask, “Who eats this crap?” PRO TIP: Machete don’t cook. [Mas…]

Mascot Madness! Brazil’s Mr. Balls, meet India’s Mr. Poo (NSFW video)

by Verdana Bold April 22, 2014 Cultura
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This story is not about the shameful racist pro sports team mascots that purport to honor Native Americans. It’s about icky Senhor Testiculo (photo, above left), the mascot of Brazil’s cancer society, who we think has just been “out-grossed” by Mr. Poo (photo, right), who comes to us from UNICEF in India. Señor Poo is central […]

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McDonald’s to broke workers: Sell Xmas presents on Craigslist (video)

by Soy Capitan November 20, 2013 El Now
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McDonald’s employees-only website — McResources — has great tips for broke-ass employees trying to make it through the holidays with only their income from shitty minimum-wage jobs: You’ll eat less if your break your food into little pieces Holiday bills got you down? Sell the Christmas gifts you received on Craigslist! You’ll feel less stressed […]

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Hispanic moms: Serve Jimmy Dean® for a dubious breakfast! (video)

by JEFE BOYARDEE September 11, 2013 Cultura
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¡Hola, Hispanic moms! Serving your Hispanic family a dubiously-healthy breakfast is just a button-push away with Jimmy Dean® Brand croissant, egg, sausage and cheese breakfast sandwiches. Not only are they graded F for nutrition but you can heat them in the microwave to pretend you care! Each delicious serving packs a generous 60% of the […]

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Pocho Ocho signs that you are a renter

by María Purísima April 5, 2013 Cultura
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Here at POCHO headquarters, not all of us own our own homes. As a matter of fact, some of us are the victims of less-than-concerned landlords. Oh, the joys of renting! Here are the Pocho ocho signs that you’re renting: 8. Your towel rack is broken for weeks at a time and you have to […]

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